h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Receptionist] Welcome, how may I help you?

(Male Elf Shadow Elementaist Akak

Hello. As an elementalist, am I eligible to join this?

[Receptionist] Please wait,

*The Receptionist calls over Jack*

[Jack] Hail Akak! We are a guild for warriors, so unfortunatly you can not join. But being an elementalist, you may fight within the elemental arenas. this is, of course, so long as you use melee weapons. it matters not Whether it be weapons of your making or a guild weapon. you being a shadow elementalist, i bet you would be a hard fight for a normal warrior in the shadow arena. infact, i heard about your little scruff. It was poorly thought out. Prehaps next time think about the fact you are an elementalist of shadows, and you are in a dark arena.

*Jack Pauses*

[Jack] Next time you fight within the arena, you will have to both put forth 2 gold, the winner recives 3 gold while the guild gets the other as entrance fee. you may boast about the fight to the people of the world, and then prehaps wagers will be made upon you. you will have to put forth more gold, but you shall recive more if you complete your boast!

right, i think i should explain this, as a shadow elementalist, you were fighting in a shadow arena, unless the other person was also an elf, they shouldent of even been able to see you, in effect you should of won by ease if he didnt pull off that megaman stunt :P

I thank you for the good advice. i shall certainly visit these halls again.

still alive jack?

yeah, its just the game isnt too active at the moment so nor am i

i would like to join the army

*Leaning against the reception desk, half in shadow, Akak surveys the newcomer*

Army? My dear fellow, I fear you misunderstand...