h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you understand the basics of a car, take a look at this joke. Only do it to someone who will laugh off the joke as it could get them in trouble.

Take a cable with aliigator heads and run a line from the brake light cable to the horn. Whenever they use the brake the brake lights come on and send power to the horn. The result is when stopping at intersections or slowing down behind someone turning off the road the horn blasts and the other drivers think they are being rude and pushy

And you definitely have friends do you?


( LL can't find the shake hands and welcome smiley but means it all the same.)

I've heard of this one, hardly anyone makes the connection so they just tell the garage that the horn sounds at random times. Good on you.

I've heard of this one, hardly anyone makes the connection so they just tell the garage that the horn sounds at random times. Good on you.

I've heard of putting a penny inside the hub cap...don't hear anything at higher speeds, but everytime you slow down you hear clank, clank, clank

Or you can do just ordinary stones, it has the same effect. A meaner one is to put ping pong balls into the gas tank; when they get sucked into the intake to the engine the car stalls, the balls float to the surface and the car can start again. *I* wouldn't try it (well...) but we're on the subject of car pranks. I suppose you could tape a Freon horn underneath the car so that if you shut a door too hard it lets off a burst as well.