h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never even heard of it. But then I avoid any softdrink without a healthy dose of Crown Royal mixed in.

Aparently there was one bloke who, on being asked to get a can of rainbow paint, returned with seven smaller cans and said "the guy at the store said you'll have to mix it yourself"

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Try this: Get a plastic spider with a suction cup or other sticking part and ask someone to give you their hand (palm up). Stick the spider to the back of their hand and press hard on both sides (squeezing) for about 15 seconds. Then lightly run your fingers over their palm and ask them if it feels like a spider. Then get them to turn their hand over.

This one only works if you're a known joker: Let the word "leak out" that you're going to play a big joke on such-and-such on such-and-such a date. (Works best if it's a few weeks away) Then DO NOTHING!

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Another good one is: dump an entire bottle of washing detergent into the cistern of a toilet.

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No, what's it like? And does anyone here know the bomb squad trick?

Oh, yikes, that was meant for the last post a page back, the soda can bomb squad trick. Anyway, if you put the stuff from those lightstic ks into the bowl with some dry ice it's ok too, or make some jelly in there...
But enough toilet pranks. (does this sound like a monologe? Sorry if it does) How about stealing smeone's door for a while?