h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All change again at the top as it really tightens up. MT's hot strikeforce run him back up to first place, while last week's leader Sprout has a shocker and drops back down to 4th. MT is soundly beaten to the weekly-winner prize by Bubba-fretts, who scores a whopping 24 points.

The cup final is next week, and two managers will be getting some hard-earned. So, what happened in the return legs of the semis?

Athletico Aardvark (Magwitch) 6 - 5 Los Champignones (Skankyrich) [Skankrich wins 22-11 on aggregate]

Toilet Rabbit Albion (Trin) 0 - 4 Unreal Madrid (Andy G) [Andy G wins 7 - (-2) on aggregate]

So the final will conclude a week today, including the midweek games. There's £5m in prize money for the winner and £3m for the runner-up.

B

A perfect duck egg. Must had had something to do with my keeper's Brylcream.

Wow... I get some money?

Looking at the current state of accounts, I think you need some.

B

I'm getting dirty looks from the fellow Liverpool fans at work I said that a 0-0 with Portsmouth would the best result for the Phantasy team and lo and behold what do we get.

But oh what a night for John O'Shea clean sheet points and a goal. After every bad week I pick up big points my teams failure is consistency.

Lucky O'Shea was there to flick in Patrice Evra's cross.

Thank you Arsene for picking Djourou on a day your team manage to pick up a clean sheet.

I don't think he had much choice with Cole and Gallas crocked.

B

It might interest folks to know that at this stage of the weekend, the Cup Final is making out to be a nail-biter, with Andy G edging it 13-12 at the present.

B

Which Cole is this now?

Er...not him...the other one. Clichy.

B

Re-enforcements ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6183214.stm

nearly at the bottom.

Is it a word?

Oh cobblers. Look, I meant an injured Arsenal defender of some sort. I'm sure there's another one or two.

B

Yes but about those "re-enforcements" ...