h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would anyone be interested in extending the meet to include a daytime activity, before we go for the Curry?

Perhaps visiting the Imax or 10 Pin Bowling at Parr's Wood. There are links to sites for each, on the meets page.

DNA Meets Team

Perhaps we could have an apertif or 10 of kaolin with morphine in preparation for laying the paper trail for the Stretford Scat Harriers?

I'm supposedly arriving at 1.10 so should have my tent organised by 2.30pm

Tent? Did Sus not tell you that it was colder here than it is in Glasgow???

And there was me under the impression that I was putting you up, Wum...

...or should I reconsider after reading that last message.(?)

Pah! Soft Soothern nancies. Wen ah was your age lass, in winter - me mam couldn't afford no lahdidah soomer so she used ter set us kids alight an' tell neighbours we 'ad got sunburn at t'oliday villa in Govan, or Orkney St Police Station t'give it t'official title lak - in winter, when t'ground was whiter than Michael Winner's Ys, ah used ter wake oop in 'edges an' phone boxes. Never did find out 'oo 'edges was, an' t' boxes never 'ad courtesy t'reply neether.

I've booked a hotel so you can take the anchor chains and Widdy-approved padlock off the fridge, and cancel the order for the industrial fart extractor...

...on second thoughts, if fords is staying with you...


Director:
Come back you cowardly fool, you've got to end with some sort of threat so people will tune in next week.

Me:
fords filled with curry isn't a big enough threat? We don't call her Bhopal for nothing you know.

Director:
No, after last week when the public were exposed via the H2G2 Post scratch'n'sniff euthanasia card to the horsey perfume, or L'essence de Porton Down as I believe it's called, the stakes have been raised higher than a Blue Peter presenter.

Me: OK, hows about this then...

Director: STOP!!! We'll never get your Jimmy Saville impersonation on before the watershed.

Me: Watershed? La Maison Dandy has an outside toilet?

Director: Yes, I believe it's called Manchester.

Me: *throws *OK, OK, I surrender. One plausible threat coming up....


...of course, just because I've booked a room doesn't mean I'm going to end up staying there


Director:
That's a wrap.*points to a coat*

*shudders at the thought of Wumbeevil in a sarong*

Well it wasn't my fault they changed the dress code at the Sari Heid.

Grandad & I won't be able to make it during the day, he has to sleep sometimes but we'll catch up with you at the Waterthingy

That was evil GW. You deliberately planted one of the top 100 worst pop songs ever in my head

Is this to be a daily treat, climaxing with the Smiths or something?

well, you know there's noone quite like granny for doing that

Listen folks I need your help, I'm in serious danger of buying a Stockport County vs Peterborough ticket this Friday so I've got something to pass the time with until McCrapper kicks off.

Is anything likely to happen on the afternoon of McCrapper to spare me from this fate?

There, if that doesn't make you all wait until Monday to announce something, nothing will

Don't do it Wum!

Sus Babel 17, Fords & I (+ Agent 1013 possibly maybe) will be probably be going to the Imax cinema (and then the pub) in the afternoon, there's a link on the meet page. Failing that we could go bowling. Any good to you?

So far no one else has signed up, but they could.

Altrincham fan eh?

Phew! That was a narrow escape, I finally got registered at Stockport's website last night at the third attempt.

I didn't think anything was going to happen about the afternoon, cos it's been as quiet as....err...err...something really quiet...err...a dead fish, yes that'll do...as quiet as a dead fish on this thread.

No offence GW

'S allright Wumby, all I can hear is the tweets of the birdies singing

Y'dancin'?

Y'askin'?

Yup thread is quiet, as is the meet page. Not seen half the folk who came to the Curry Crawl for a long time. Maybe I need to go see them in person...

The good Captain is hardly ever on these days I'll text him and maybe we could be dancing with him as well

Good plan Not seen 3sec either, know he's busy but maybe he'd make an exception for curry &

for mobile

back downstairs for glasses