Through the Doughnut Hole

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... and now ladies, gentlemen and others, please put your hands, paws, fins,
goinks1 together for
another Through the Doughnut Hole!!!!

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To enjoy a doughnut you don't have to be a trollsmiley - musicalnote
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The Doughnut Awards (DAW's)

Welcome back everyone, as we again grace your computer screens after returning from our

Summer Holiday break. Blotto has a wonderful all over tan, which he is very interested in showing

to a certain researcher, no names will of course be mentioned, but I think you know who you are oh

lustrous one.

Moving swiftly on... this weeks program is a little different, seeing as it's the beginning of a new

season of Doughnut Hole's, it has been decided by the Powers That Be (don't ask), that the first

show will be an Awards Ceremony celebrating last seasons wonderful guests.

So without further ado, let me introduce you to The Doughnut Awards


The Award for
The Most

Goes To...

Deus Ex


Who appeared no less than 8 times last season.

The Award for
The Most Eager to Make the

Most Appearances
Goes To...


just failed but not for want of trying.

The Award for
The Person that Blotto would

Most Like to get Close To
Goes To...



Better start running now is my advice.

The Award for
The Person that Came Close to

Making me Spontaneously Laugh for no Apparent Reason


Archangel Dr


They say laughter is the best medicine.

The Award for
Best Original

Goes To...

Deus Ex


Who came up with a brilliant music extravaganza for the show.

The Award for
Most Influenced by a TV

Goes To...

Dr Deckchair


For his slightly scary tribute to Gary Rhodes.

The Award for
For Being The Very First

Goes To...

Oh what a ball you started rolling.

The Award for
Most Likely To Get In The Hosts Good Books For Being Really Rather Nice
Goes To...

Doctor MO
You can call me excellent any time!!

The Award for
Best Chat Show Host On The Doughnut Hole
Goes To...

Greebo T. Cat
No surprise there then!!!

Well done to all the winners... you deserved much more than simple words, but I am afraid our budget won't stretch to an actual trophy... Sorry guys.

A New Question

It's always good solving those little problems that perplex us isn't it, makes you feel
better and that all is right with the world. That is until you think up an entirely new
question to perplex yourself with, and the idea of having to think up a question to perplex
yourself with is perplexing in itself. So to save you the bother I shall come up with a new
question for you to solve, or deliberate over and maybe another article just like this one but
with different words will spring forth from The Post and onto your computer screens.

So today's question is... roll of drums...

If there was a single person to govern the whole world, who would

you choose to be that person?

Tell us all in a conversation below. As before I will use whatever facts, information or silliness

in a future Doughnut Hole.

The End

What a wonderful show, it almost had me in tears, I look forward to the next show, and meeting

all my wonderful, wonderful future guests. See you all next time, same Post article, same post


This weeks article is brought to you by The Post and a lost lamb that needs a good home.

Share and Enjoy!!

Through the Doughnut Hole


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1I am not going to ask, maybe you should...2Music by Duncan Donut, Lyrics
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