Through the Doughnut Hole
Created | Updated Oct 8, 2003
... and now ladies, gentlemen and others, please put your hands, paws, fins,
goinks1 together for
another Through the Doughnut Hole!!!!
To enjoy a doughnut you don't have to be a troll But a troll won't fit Through the
Doughnut Hole! 2
The Doughnut Awards (DAW's)
Welcome back everyone, as we again grace your computer screens after returning from our
Summer Holiday break. Blotto has a wonderful all over tan, which he is very interested in showing
to a certain researcher, no names will of course be mentioned, but I think you know who you are oh
lustrous one.
Moving swiftly on... this weeks program is a little different, seeing as it's the beginning of a new
season of Doughnut Hole's, it has been decided by the Powers That Be (don't ask), that the first
show will be an Awards Ceremony celebrating last seasons wonderful guests.
So without further ado, let me introduce you to The Doughnut Awards
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The Award for
The Most
Appearances
Goes To...
Deus Ex
Machina
Who appeared no less than 8 times last season.
The Award for
The Most Eager to Make the
Most Appearances
Goes To...
Jodan
Who
just failed but not for want of trying.
The Award for
The Person that Blotto would
Most Like to get Close To
Goes To...
Pinwheel
Pearl
Better start running now is my advice.
The Award for
The Person that Came Close to
Making me Spontaneously Laugh for no Apparent Reason
Goes
To...
Archangel Dr
Justin
They say laughter is the best medicine.
The Award for
Best Original
Music
Goes To...
Deus Ex
Machina
Who came up with a brilliant music extravaganza for the show.
The Award for
Most Influenced by a TV
Chef
Goes To...
Dr Deckchair
Funderlik
For his slightly scary tribute to Gary Rhodes.
The Award for
For Being The Very First
Guest
Goes To...
Xen
Oh what a ball you started rolling.
The Award for
Most Likely To Get In The Hosts Good Books For Being Really Rather Nice
Goes To...
Doctor MO
You can call me excellent any time!!
The Award for
Best Chat Show Host On The Doughnut Hole
Goes To...
Greebo T. Cat
No surprise there then!!!
Well done to all the winners... you deserved much more than simple words, but I am afraid our budget won't stretch to an actual trophy... Sorry guys.
A New Question
It's always good solving those little problems that perplex us isn't it, makes you feel
better and that all is right with the world. That is until you think up an entirely new
question to perplex yourself with, and the idea of having to think up a question to perplex
yourself with is perplexing in itself. So to save you the bother I shall come up with a new
question for you to solve, or deliberate over and maybe another article just like this one but
with different words will spring forth from The Post and onto your computer screens.
So today's question is... roll of drums...
you choose to be that person?
Tell us all in a conversation below. As before I will use whatever facts, information or silliness
in a future Doughnut Hole.
The End
What a wonderful show, it almost had me in tears, I look forward to the next show, and meeting
all my wonderful, wonderful future guests. See you all next time, same Post article, same post
channel!!!
This weeks article is brought to you by The Post and a lost lamb that needs a good home.
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