Xen Navigation
""Zen" navigation... was simply to find any car that looked as if it knew where it was going and follow it. The results were more often surprising than successful, but he felt it was worth it for the few occasions when it was both" DNA, 'The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
As much as this highly recommended method of navigation has gifted me with much in the way of entertainment, and a surprising degree of sucess, I am only able to recommend it with the following proviso: Should the vehicle you are following start to veer in the direction of Lincolnshire, and in particular towards an area labled 'The Fens' abandon it and head in the opposing direction, or alternatively abandon all hope.
I have the misfortune of being stranded in the most godforsaken place in the galaxy, and feel that it is only fair to advise you to avoid the place at all costs. The fens is the spiritual equivalent of Royston Vasey (those readers who have not had the pleasure of viewing the League of Gentlemen, this is bad...)
Despite my unfortunate physical location I am able to survive the constant temptation of suicide with the constant intake of a variety of herbal and chemical mood enhancers and a vast library of books, comics, cds and records. I fund these interests by spending my days investigating the nature of various foreign bodies found within food items, ranging from parts of machinery, to parts of insects. Which company do I work for? A major one.
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