h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It would be so much more civilised if we all just played Thud instead.

I'd just like to point out that, having spent the weekend bemoaning the lack of things to do, I seem to have missed a mini-meet in my home city.

Good going, Zag.

I pretended I was there by falling into five mega-plant pots at midnight on Saturday

I can bring tart and custard if you like. Oh... tartan custard.

I don't think I like the sound of that sus








...the tartan custard doesn't sound very pleasant either.


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Okay, I'll leave the custard at home, but I have to bring the tart. He'll complain otherwise.

You could always put him in a cot that once belonged to a keen rambler, Walker's Tartan Shortbed.

I'm now having horrible visions of Baby17

*screeeeeech*

It that the sound of a conversation halting I hear...?

Could be the sound of Baby17 wanting his bottle, so go and get him one out the fridge.

,..,,...,,.;

I guess you'd better put your flat feet on the ground in that case

My flat feet got called up for active service in the great Strathclyde police kilthunt.


They were last seen kicking the...err interrogating Jock "Plaid Panties" McConologue, owner of The Itchy & Scratchy Tartan Thong Emporium, after a disgruntled employee revealed the source of the cloth which had led to Scotland's worst ever crabs epidemic

So, er... if anyone's still going to the meet, sign here: F152709?thread=348487

Ok, judging by the way things are going, can I make a suggeetsion? I'm sure that this is no compromise, but would 10-pin bowling be a better bet this time round? At least we can eat and drink whilst doing this activity. There is one here: http://www.amfbowling.co.uk/centres/glasgow.htm I'll phone tomorrow and check availability. I can always book a couple of lanes for 3pm. If it's a no-go, I can cancel on Thu/Fri. Feedback please people here, if you don't mind: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F152709?thread=348487 Ta,