h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're right. Humans as a species are too bizzare, too insane, too self destructve to save. I recently went to a stundent CHOGM in wellington nz as the forgien secretery of zimbabwe. the idea was to find a peaceful solution to the worlds' problems. Instead when my PM was asked to stand down he went insane, sacked me and attempted to control the commonwealth.

Everyone at this event were quite serious and very bright. If this is whjat the world will come to in the future, I'm leaving. For now I've abandoned all hope of saving humanity and are now intending to be a zoologist. Other animals, I have found, make a hell of a lot more sense than humans.

On the other hand, it's hard to sue an animal if it bites you...

I keep hearing that some rare poisonous snakes are only known to have bitten herpetologists... 'cause they are the only one's stupid enough to invade the snake's habitat. I'm gonna study this reclusive creature even if it kills me! All right, mate. Chomp!
Most other animals and humans do their best to give them their space.

I think space is what it's all about.

Here in NZ we don't have snakes, but i've been bitten by every other member of the animal kingdom and also by several (ADULT) people, and i can say animals are better. I've been mugged by a large parrot as well. It took my watch!

No snakes in NZ?!
Did St. Patrick visit there as well?

Not as far as I know.

Were just geographiclly isolated so the little barsards never came here in the first place.

But we Have keas. These are big mountain parrots that pull cars to bits and keep you awake.

Not as far as I know.

Were just geographiclly isolated so the little barsards never came here in the first place.

But we have keas. These are big mountain parrots that pull cars to bits and keep you awake.

Wow. I've never heard of them.

Look 'em up.

They're big, green, and loud. They're very smart, for birds. Once at an avairy, I saw an old man feeding peanuts to a pair of them. One bird didn't mind sult and ate the nuts, but the other saved up a few, carried them over to the water, washed the salt off and then ate them!