h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would that actually knock you out

It wouldn't knock ME out, but then I have a very high tolerance for cranberry juice. Besides, I don't want to be knocked out during the summer. If I am going to be rendered unconcious, I would prefer it to be sometime around November 7th, lasting until April 22nd. Or during any Kenny G song. And thank you for being the first person other than my friend Trillian to respond to any of my postings! You must be the loneliest alcoholic in this sector.

Unfortunately I have a very low tolerance for Cranberry juice. And SPAM. Anyway, If anyone stayed concious long enough, was it like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick? And anyway, i'm not alchoholic, but i'm the loneliest in the sector. Sniff Sniff.

Never fear, Little Marvin. You are still very young. The lonliness you feel now is but a tiny, miniscule fragment of the lonliness that will consume you in later years. Wait until your parents are dead, your wife has left you, your children have shipped you off to Florida, your cat runs off with a tribe of wandering gypsies, one kidney has failed and the other has taken up residence in your spleen, only coming out for Yom Kippur, the left and right sides of your brain are no longer on speaking terms, and the only person who can remember your name is your proctologist. THEN you will be lonely.

Thank you. My life has improve no end since i read that. Does anyone know how to take a cyanide capsule.

I see you have fallen under the spell of the resident depressionist. You must act quickly or forever be doomed to a dark existence. Personally I tend to use flying to ward of these effects.

That's allright for you, but what about those of us that like Spam?