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Happy Birthday Hootoo
AlexAshman Started conversation Apr 27, 2009
Happy Birthday Hootoo,
Happy Birthday Hootoo,
Happy Birthday Dear h2g2,
Happy Birthday Hootoo.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 27, 2009
Oooo pass me that bottle of 
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Apr 27, 2009
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Apr 28, 2009
Hiptry Baphday HooToo! 
*hic*
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Apr 28, 2009
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop.
You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year.
Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year.
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year.
(Voltaire)
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- 1: AlexAshman (Apr 27, 2009)
- 2: Taff Agent of kaos (Apr 27, 2009)
- 3: HappyDude (Apr 27, 2009)
- 4: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 27, 2009)
- 5: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 27, 2009)
- 6: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Apr 27, 2009)
- 7: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 27, 2009)
- 8: Hapi - Hippo #5 (Apr 28, 2009)
- 9: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Apr 28, 2009)
- 10: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Apr 28, 2009)
- 11: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Apr 28, 2009)
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