h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

JohnnyK will tell you I have a very vivid imagination

I'm sure he could!

I think, when reading my posts, people have probably stopped thinking 'Did he say what I think he said?' and just accepted that I've highlighted the dirt in their own minds (after all, innuendo's in the eye of the beholder. Or it is when it doesn't go over their head. But who would want it to? Last thing you want to be doing is cleaning innuendo off the headboard).

too right..it's very sticky

It's much better to catch it en-route.

saves a lot of hassle in the long run

sometimes it can be quite pleasurable

And makes a nice garnish for sucking a sausage.

that was cheap.

I mighta guessed

yep I seen you do better...
must try it on sausages

guessed what dear air?

of course it does depend on where you are situated in relation to the head board, as to where everything ends up...

True. I'd usually end up with a soggy neck.

it's worse if it goes in your ear...

if you try to avoid it, you can crick your neck moving too fast

True, and you need eyes in the back of your head.

yes though i can see how specs could be an advantage....no eyefuls

One generally takes them off. But the blindfold's a good substitute.

good point...I hadn't thought of that..ear muffs would be a turn off though i feel

Depends where you put them. Used as ankle cuffs the tickling factor could be quite interesting.

ohh I can see that....a scarf can be useful too depends on where you want it of course