h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*chucks a banana at 2legs!*

chucks a can of cheap beer at 2legs

Chucks some Anusol at 2legs

chucks a blow up rubber ring at 2legs

*opens up a junk/curosity shop to sele all these things

Chucks Kebab at 2legs, secure in the knowledge that by the time the shop is open there'll be several new liforms on the kebab that we can split the patent rights to.

*having just ordered out for a kebab doesn't think the kebab will last very long

Oi

At least take the skewer out. You could have someone's eye out with that.

*pulls the half eaten skewer out of his gum

now imagine if that had hit you somewhere else An already tender spot

Removes skewer form rump and thinks 'By Coverdale, that's a long skewer'

It was a long skewer.... hence the sorness oh heck.. did I just say that?

Now you're just boasting

not my own personal skewer mind... that of my 'friend'....

*Chucks in Mary Whitehouse*

Actually, does anyone else think that smiley looks a little like Quentin Crisp?

chucks the profanity filter at 2legs

(yes it does a bit Mrs bojangles)

Chucks Quentin Crisp at 2legs and stands back...

chucks quentin crisp a life belt....

Now, there would be an interesting partnership!

Chucks a very hot, sweaty, panting Siamese pussy at 2legs.

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