h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*catches the choc ice*

I hope you wash the knickers before you stitch them in.

400 fishy gussets

Lobs a Complicated Potato at 2legs.

*catches complicated potato and passes it over to the Utility resurch kitchen

chucks chocolate sauce at 2legs

*Lobs a Perplexed Prawn at 2legs.

*tries to lick choc sauce off himself

knew you couldn't resist it throws some icecream to go with sauce

*tries to eat icecream

let me help I'm really hot and need to cool down

let me help I'm really hot and need to cool down
in fact throw some back

*chucks a bemused buffalo at 2legs

Here, Tabs, I've a better idea to help you cool down.... climb into this bath with me.... the waters cold *

thinks...this looks like a trap.....throws a bath at 2legs

*gets covered in loverly cold water

throws a at 2legs

*hangs the towel on himself

chucks some ice cubes at 2legs

*puts the icecubes on his forehead