h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now I'm worried on a number of levels
*Throws at 2legs*

There's only one level you need to be worried on!

Don't throw him cake, it only encourages him. Throw him a bacon butty, that will distract him for a while!

*Throws some Detrilinium-3-X at 2legs*

No idea. But I'm running to a safe distance. It doesn't look like a bacon butty to me!





What *is* a safe distance?

As far as possible, Detrilinium-3-X is very unstable.
If I threw Detrilinium-3-X-Y at 2legs you would feel a light amount of time displacement.
As I made Detrilinium up I'm as pleased as punch you thought you might get some results of goole for it.
*throws my ego at 2legs*

*throws the flux capicitor and some lithium crystals at 2legs I feel kinda weird... moreso than useual I mean

Chucks some unobtainium at 2legs. It has no visible effect.

*has unobtainium collide with him* *turns invisible*

*chucks water and flour all round the room in that order*

Not so invisible now, eh?

*throws Robbyn around the room*

Yell when you find 2legs

Ouch!

He's there! Look! *points*

blimey. Who'd have thought a naked, batter-covered 2legs would be so invisible *covers own eyes*

I come on to HooToo useually to escape this kind of humiliation... oh well

*Throws a Citris amp, a vox ac/30, a gratifier lead, a transamp, and a jazzamp at 2legs

*chucks a 500W Trace Elliot at 2legs*

There! Have at you!!!

*chucks laptop at 2 legs*

*examines laptop *examines amp *trys to get out from underneath trace elliot amp 'elp!"
"I'm stuck!"

Hah, you failed the roadie test! *hauls amp off 2legs and chucks bass guitar at 2legs instead*

I had a 'weird gig' dream last night...
Seriously... weird...

Right, well like there is the stage like:
down there... right far below... and the dummer is on stage, behind his drum kit... dressed as a telly tubby... honnest.

Then... me (on guitar), someone (on bass) and someone (vocal I guess or second guitar),
Well... we're like 'up'... somewhere...

And we absail down on to the stage... dressed as telly tubbies.

It was a little surreal. I don't even think its quite possible to absail and play the guitar at teh same time ... but we seemed to be...

*throws a fresh jar of coffee at 2legs

Cool!

*chucks a dreamcatcher at 2legs*

*throws a sense of direction at 2legs*

A sense of direction?: Can I just have some 'sense' instead? the sense of direction might be too advanced for me
*throws random text messages at 2legs