h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*throws a non job at 2legs and a warm blanket

Throws a bit of sympathy and some hot at 2Legs...

coffee now there's and idea... and I'll have to go buy some more coffee at some point... so... I'll wait until its really late and even colder outside, then go to buy it *throws organisational skills at 2legs.....
*organisational skills don't quite reach 2legs and instead fall limptly to the floor where they slink off to go hide in the darkest corner they can find*

*Chucks soaked towel at 2Legs*

Here, suck on this!

*sucks on the towel*

Chucks the joy of being reminded that this thread exists at 2legs...

*chucks a bucket of cold water over 2legs 'calm down... down down, down boy'

*chucks a giggle at 2legs*

I just couldn't help myself *throws 'sense of reality' at 2legs*

*sense of reality bounces off two legs, splits into seven small shardes of lampost which reforms into a imaculate matchstick model of the eifle tower*

*grabs model, runs off with it and hides it...*

Hehe! Now the whole WORLD wll have to bow to ME and pay the HUGE RANSOM if they want the sense of reality returning...

Hang on...

I seem to have lost it myself...

in that case
*Throws the south of France at 2legs*

While we're at it *chucks quitting smoking at 2legs*

Can someone throw the south of France at me, I could do with a holiday...

*Throws a metaphysical oddessey at Moonhogg*

Whatthehellwasthat??

I dont but it is heading for 2legs now! Whoooo! Loook at it go!

That was a close one! Thanks!

Every now and then there's nothing else to do but hit things with a sporting implement.

*chucks sprinters' shorts at 2legs*

Ow!
*throws Moonhogg at 2legs*

Don't! He'd probably enjoy that too much!