h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been informed in the past its a strict no-no, but when she who must be obeyed let's one rip it's all giggles and laughter or - "I don't do that in my sleep, it's only you who does that."

Uh huh. Just like snoring then eh me dear??

Oh, it's a lose, lose one this. Many a time I have stifled a rather fine fart or belch for fear of my loved-ones wrath. But if she chooses to bless my airspace with one, then that's just fine.

Double-standards I say. Well, I would if she allowed me too...

For medical reasons, my wife hasn't farted in 10 years.

The lengths some women will go to to claim the moral high ground

now that's just low