h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

< Wow I didn't see that coming. >


*walls rumble as the security measure struggles with bombardment.*

*Kellin is thrown to the floor but otherwise intact and carried out quickly by security*

<*Ahem* Vlad is waiting for O'dessus>

*Kellin's office begins to get rebuilt*

*Kellin enters his brand new office*

*various aides stand around and applaud*

KELLIN: *smiles* Thank you. Especially for your support.

*man enters behind Kellin*

KELLIN: This is my bodyguard. I think I need a personal escort if I'm to be travelling for my re-election campaign.

OFMAG: ...

*bodyguard bows*

KELLIN: His ability is amazing.

< Where would the fun be in that? >

*a transmission from chancelor Illum for the supreme chancellor flickers *

*Kellin looks up from his desk and his bodyguard hits the 'on' button*

/\/ supreme chancellor.... I am in.. a desperate situation, a ex bountyhunter turn jedi has shown up at my home.... clameing to be a relation of my good wifes.... she has... brainwashed my wife againt me and they have taken my son.... I dont know what action to take, this jedi goes by the name of Loreli Gafen... *loreli walks into room behind Illum*
Supreem chancellor... help us... /\/
*message ends*

KELLIN: What about the Naboo security?!

*the door explodes inwards and Kellin's eyes widen in fear and anger at the new visitor*

KELLIN: YOU?!

*the stranger with the familar face lights a saber and walks toward Kellin who backs onto the wall. The familiar lifts his blade but his head contorts as a blaster bolt bounces of his head.*

*and second is followed by a third when the attacker turns to see who shot*

*Kellin's bodyguard spins his blaster back into its holster and pulls a bigger gun off his back and fires angrilly when the attacker moves to get him instead of the Chancellor*

*a heavy blast from he gun sends the attempted murderer backward through the window, his yells as he plummets to Coruscant's floor far, far below*

*Kellin shields himself from the glass before running to the window. Slightly in shock he nods to his bodyguard in either gratitude or complimenting his work*

*a few moments later, Coruscant Security patrols speed past, Kellin frantically directing*

*a Coruscant Security officer presents the head of the machince - battered from the fall - that attacked Kellin to the Chancellor*

*he stares at the face for a few moments then looks up*

KELLIN: Bring me the real one.

*the officer nods and marches out as Kellin slumps into his seat, looking across the Coruscant skyscape*

*message arives for kellin, a recording of a meeting between a clerk currently looking after the affairs on kamino and a jedi,*
"you and who's army? I may be a Jedi, but I am also a Sith and I would not need explosives to blow something, or someone *stares at the clerk* into tiny bite sized pieces. I do not apreciate being threatened do not do so again."
*transmission ends*

*enters the large(ish) room*
hello, is anyone here. This is an emergency!!

*two guards step forward*
[Guard] IDENTIFY YOURSELF! How did you get this far?

my name is jake tumberland. I did not see anyone downstairs, nor any guards on the way up until you two came forward. I was passing through the hoth system when i saw a large ship attacking what looked like a diplomatic craft. i need to see the chancellor, is he in?

Kellen: *Steps over from the window* Yes... I am the Chancellor now tell me please, why do you expect me to beleve such a claim... what would a large gunship be doing in hutt space.. or any diplomats for that matter....