h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

KELLIN: Please don't forget that it is with the Kamino Prime Minister that business is negotiated, Emmisary.

*Kellin's request is met with Static as the emissary is out*

*CorSec commander enters with a short salute*


KELLIN: *looks up* And?

COMMANDER: There's nothing there.

KELLIN: What?

COMMANDER: Queyta. There's nothing there. There's an outpost but it's not been inhabited by anyone for a long time. No signs of recent activity.

*Kellin frowns and presses a comm. button.*

\/\Chancellor, I have an update for you, it's pointless talkin to the Prime Minister she is nothing but a puppet, I haven't met Ma'rol but his Scitzo wife is here and has basically told me to get lost, plus she thinks I'm keeping your bed warm and will no doubt tell Ma'rol so, I don't tink I can do much more, I await your orders\/\

KELLIN: *replies* I suggest you return to Coruscant immediately, Madam Emmisary.

As quickly as you can...

\/\I'm just about to land I will be with shortly, I will update you then\/\

*Enters*

Chancellor, the talks are pointless, La'roo is nothing mmore than a puppet and so is Ma'rol, his wife controls things now and she is determined to destroy the jedi order and will do anything to do so, she is whacked completely scizo, I'm sorry to say I belted her one when she accused me of sleeping with you so expect an accusation from Kamino, I will answer for it of course, I can do nothing more, no one can now

KELLIN: *looks up at her sternly* Then diplomacy has failed.


I'll schedule a meeting with the other Senators for this afternoon.


*looks at of the window to see the airspeeder traffic zipping past*

*sighs*

Ms. Th'chi. Councilor Pernin is missing.

*Looks up sharply*

Father is missing

*Kicks Kellin's chair over*

DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they said they would come for him if I didn't do as they asked

B*****DS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! those b*****d Hammer of the Empire have kidnapped my father

KELLIN: The Naboo have been informed and are looking into it.


*turns around*

I'm sorry for this situation you've been placed under, but are you able to address the Senate about Kamino before all your attention is moved toward finding Pernin?

Calms down slightly*

If I must, all I can tell you is power has shifted from Ma'rol to his wife, La'roo listens to Ma'rol and he listens to his wife and her mind has split in two, sometimes she can be plesent and sympathetic to the republic then she can turn into a harriden who wants to destroy the republic and the jedi cause

*Kellin nods*


KELLIN: The Senate must be informed. Senator Manuso informs me that her attempts to contact the Kamino ambassador after his asking to enter the capital thoughthe Senate is already on guard from what could have potentially been a terrorist attack when he arrived before.



< Strange how the Jedi Academy had protestors storming parliament before fox hunters stole the idea

"Clone troopers?"
"The ambassador has them at all his receptions." >

I think he should have a chance to answer the senate's questions if he won't talk to me maybe he'll talk to them, he'll have to be alone, don't let his wife anywhere near him when he's addressing the senate

KELLIN: They refuse to recognise Manuso or the trusted representative *motions to Cobal* of this state, not to mention being suddenly on the scene to take over your role when this.. this Hammer group took you!


I've met the ambassador on enough occasions and been threatened aboard his ship when we were on 'peaceful' terms. And been shrugged aside when dealing with the prime minister.

No, he is not permitted anywhere near Coruscant lest it confirm the first heated strike in this cold war! Thrice the state now has blocked any attempt on our part to settle this matter with diplomacy!

Didn't you hear me I said Ma'rol is a puppet, his wife holds the power, she has him wrapped around her finger he will do anything for her and her mind has split in two, one minute she is pleading with me to take her away from him the next she is accusing me of lies and trying to make her leave under false pretences, it's happened before, I risked my life smuggling her away aboard my ship she then sends him a message saying she loves him and I kidnapped her, she is the threat not him

*the radio thingamy bleeps to alert kellin of a private signal*

Chancellor I have to leave, I need to see some old friends and update them on the situation I will return to update the Sentate in a week.

I will also contact you when and if I hear from the Hammer about my father

*Leaves*