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Rosemary from Tyne, the Parsley Sage!

I'm sorry, but I read this earlier this week but couldn't comment. Why? It's such a nice pun (and I'm the sort that LOVES a good pun) that I didn't want to reply and spoil it by trying to be clever and try and out pun you (as ALL punsters are wont to do ).

Just to let you know that I read it, appreciated it and spent the rest of the day chuckling to myself at inopportune moments.

In related news, have you seen that Simon and Garfunkle are reforming?

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Hmm... see?

Wowbagger

Yes. According to one source, Artie is glad to have an excuse to stop living in his car.


Actually, I think this was a misremembered pun from the old Muppet Show. I think Artie was on there, or was it that short guy that married Edie Brickell?

Anyway, don't worry about it.

I have all this crap floating around in my head just waiting for an opening line.

Good Night, Gracie!

Understood.
Much the same way myself.

"The Parsley Sage" has a lovely ring to it, don't you think?

Yeah, sounds like a character in the Brownies stories.