h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wonder if JzG will get a sudden influx of new readers - and, if so, will he realise why!

Wonderful stuff Twiggy!

shazz

Well I hope he reads h2g2life and knows!

Why are you suddenly known as Twiggy? Have I missed something? Have you lost considerable amounts of weight? (did they weigh the beard?)

I shall be different.

From now on you shall be referred to as Stump.

Terri.

No, no no! You can't do that - we had a good friend on here pre Rupert who was called Stump!

I'm afraid the name change is something of a private joke between Wowbagger and I - but the recent 'logging out' series kind of gives it away a little.

shazz

Ah ha!!!

I suspect that you, Wow & I are the only ones mad enough to be on this thread (& the other related one) at this time, he's in Aus, so it might be a relatively normal time there; I'm waiting to give spim a wake up call so he can decamp to his new life...what's your excuse Shazz???

Meanwhile, can I call him ...er...Branch?

zdt

TM is snoring rather loudly so I decided to come out and play for a while

It looks as if your wake up call personage was in on the little ruse last year - I'd forgotten that!

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shazz

te-he!

*giggling inappropriately*

Yeess, it seems you know where to confront him with "your sins will find you out" backlog; I have to hand it to you, you have lurked in places I have not even contemplated penetrating!

--just think, if it hadn't been for your pickled onions,plus the infamous "bum thread" he would not be snoring away waiting to be woken by harpies at 5am shouting "Have you got your passport?"

you realise, if it all goes wrong, we shall blame you Shazz & arrive on your doorstep for counselling.

(but it won't!)

zdt

Hoorah for my pickled onions I say

shazz

Abso-bloody-lutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I am told he is having curried pilchard butties for breakfast before boarding the coach to France. Somehow I don't feel worried that he will be abducted en-route.)

--Do you think we are lacking in the "usual" social graces? Could this be the root of our strange kinship?

*staggers off to make cold curry butty, washed down by G&T*

zdt

Possibly - although TM and I eat entirly the opposite things and tend to cook for ourselves rather than eachother. The Dutch cuisine is quite odd and includes far too much meat for my tastes.

Still, after raising 4 kids it's quite nice to relax and cater for just myself!

shazz - def calling it a night now!

Ahh... it all comes out in the wash.

A strange saying that, but one that seems to be appropriate here on many levels.

Yes, the current h2g2life thread was one that I experimented with some time ago, thinking that it would provide fodder for a sequence of cartoons some stage down the track when the creativity bag was empty.

We're down that track now.

Hoo boy.

Wow, Twiggy or whatever.....

The creativity bag is never empty; but maybe needs a rest, or to be washed at a different laundry?

--I kept trying to have Hootoo Home of Today's up my sleeve; all that happened was I realised they don't fit inside T shirts.

Er, Shazz, how many of these are left (ie: when does spim need to pull his finger out & draw some more?)

See, Branch manager, it happens to us all! Do not despair, the equinox is upon us, inspiration is lurking somewhere along with last years Christmas lights;

zdt

Panic not spim and Terri (am I allowed to lump you both together now eh? ) I have six left to use, so that nicely takes you up to around Hallowe'en

shazz