h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*collapses to the floor, winded*

~Skenvoy

*Fate walks away, thinking Skenvoy is dead*

*shoots a red seed at Fate, which explodes in a fireball of napalm-like vapors when its contents touch air*

*The seed hits Fate's mace hand, causing a burn that renders Fate's mace hand useless and also causes him to drop the mace in a crevass. Fate swears and gets out a fiery cat-o-nine-tails with his non-burned hand. Fate rushes at AK and lashes at him with the whip*

*After a lot of rolling rocks, flows of lava and holes appering under him mindbits finaly reaches the platue and takes a scope of the situation happing at the top*

*Takes aim at Fate and prepears to fire*

*oh crap*

*s*



*heads towards his hovercraft, parked a ways away, and tosses a green seed over his head in Fate's general direction
(turns any and all water nearby into ice... see 'Stream's End' thread...)*

*gets up, seeing Fate is distracted sneaks up behind him, half of quaterstaff in hand*

~Skenvoy

*bats the green seed into a volcanic vent, continues chasing after AK, cat-o-nine-tails wipping at him as he runs*

*A small red dot lines up with the back of fates head, there is a silenced noise as the trigger is pulled sending a turbo penterator round sailing through the air*

*Skenvoy strikes at the same moment aiming for a chink in Fate's armour by his neck*

~Skenvoy

*and at the same time, AK stumbles, rolls as he lands on the ground, and shoots another two red seeds at Fate*

*The red seeds hit Fate in the belly, lighting it ablaze. The staff shard, stabs into Fate's neck, and bullet blows his head to peices inside his helmet. Fate's helmet flops off his neck stub as his body crumples to the ground.*

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The volcano gives one last massive eruption of lava, ash, and sulfer. With the support of the volcanic cloud now gone, it collapses with the force of 100 meatons (give or take a couple tons). The cloud several miles tall, many more wide flies down the volcano at twice the speed of sound (agian, give or take a few miles per second).*

*Skenvoy runs forward, checks that Fate is dead and lifts up his helmet. Seeing the oncoming deluge of ash he puts out his hand and a protective area appears around himself and AK .*
*Once the ash has passed Skenvoy will return to the battle arena*

~Skenvoy

*A crescent moon shaped craft appears overhead, as the ash/sulfer/brimstone/whatnot passes around it. A light plays accross the body of Hussassan and it disapears. The crescent craft turns gracefully, and leaves the Mountains*

*gest up from the ground*
Whoa. that's it? And I though he was about to stab me through. hmm.

*walks over to Fate's body*

*searches it*

I suppose we should take his head for the contract, too?

*takes it*

~Skenvoy

I had thought he was adressing me, and thus was somewhat confused