h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is good Jodan. The only thing that I noticed that you need to change is here:
By 1970, the Senator.... Change to Senatorial.

I'll go over it again later. But it has a ton of information, is well organized, and reads quickly and easily.

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Well spotted H! Thanks. I fixed it.

And thanks for the compliment.

Velcro

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Another of my family's peculiarities, I'm afraid. velcro = you're welcome.

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Ah. That doesn't make any ing sense...

It does if you speak English with a heavy German accent. You could barely understand my grandfather.

welcome = velcum = velcro

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Actually, I've heard Velcum by someone in my family

Not velcro...

Well, velcro is intended to be silly. But you must admit it is a wonderful invention. My grandfather didn't actually say velcro. That's just some of the rest of us making fun.

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I figured I don't think my grandfather would even know what Velcro is...

Mine is dead now. But I don't think he'd ever heard of it.

He was pretty humorless. Actually a right b*****d. That's why he's fun to make fun of.

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Nah. Velcro is far too modern. It's hip and new. It's the

Are you two making fun of Germans? Hyp, I'm ashamed of you. I may be forced to cancel your discount at the diner.

She is!

I love Germans!!

Achtung, Wolfgang.

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