h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*lands the scrambler*

*The retribution touches down next to the Scrambler*

*disembarks*

Welcome to endor younglings

ample space to train your new force skills

*settles on the leafy floor in a cross-legged position*

I am ready to learn master

*opens the hatch and walks down the ramp*

Nice weather

*looks up and scans the sky*

*sits close by*

well first i want you to clear your mind of all worries
of all emotion

*sits down and closes eyes*

*closes his eyes and takes a deep breath*

*Immediately images swim through his mind...people he's known and the demons that still haunt his mind*

*he closes his eyes tighter, trying to block out the images, he starts seeing red and black spots but still the memories don't fade*

sometimes breathing helps

*mind swims with images of the surrounding landscape, pictures of tree-houses and various trees*

you must see absolutely nothing, it must be you alone just empty space

*takes deep, ragged breaths, deperately trying to concentrate*

*the more desperately he reaches for control, the more vivid the pictures in his mind become and the more elusive the Force*

*images fade to green, then black*

*one particular image comes to the front of his mind...his skin crawls, and then all goes black*

*Tijerius slumps to the floor in a dead faint*

*sigh*

now reach out with your mind you should be able to see rivers of green and blue flowing from the living things near by

*groans and comes round*

*sits up and tries again*

I feel the presence of the trees, I see...

are you feeling alright tijerius... perhaps you should try again, but dont strain yourself... its meant to be relaxing