'Ben' CAC Interview
Created | Updated Sep 15, 2006
'Ben' CAC Interview
Fiction Weird Science First/Personals Kitchen SyncronicitiesSatire
Ben is the author of a lot of amazing guide entries for example evil songs which was recently featured in the CAC Continuum (funny that). Anyway, if you want to know what Ben keeps in his pockets read on -
1) Name? Ben Moore
2) Age? 25
3) Sex? Undetermined
4) Height? About 165 inches or six centimetres
5) Pets? Six hamsters and a wife
6) Hair colour? I’d have to wash it to be sure
7) Shoe size? Depends on the shoes
8) Occupation? Minimum wage earner
9) Favourite smell? I can't smell anything. Ever
10) Favourite book? I hate to persist with what I suspect will prove to be a running theme with this question, but the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Have you read it? You should
11) Favourite film? Life of Brian. Probably
12) Favourite band/group/singer? I can always listen to the Lightning Seeds. But I'm not sure I can spell them. Makes Amazon completely useless
13) Favourite song? Whatever Monty Python song takes my mood. 'Finland' is always good
14) Can you play an instrument? If yes which one? I can get a variety of orchestral favourites from any two pillows you care to give me
15) Favourite item of clothing? I think shoelaces are very under-rated
16) Favourite beverage? Do you think I can get a Blackcurrant Tango for love or money? Well, money, anyway. That hasn't worked
17) Favourite holiday resort? I have lived in Eastbourne for six months and I'm not sick of it yet
18) Favourite animal? The moose
19) Favourite TV programme?Blackadder. Except the first one, obviously
20) Favourite take-away food? Chinese
21) If you were stuck on a desert island what item would you take with you and why? This is a difficult question. If I know I'm due to be stuck on a desert island, why am I worrying about taking one thing with me when I should be running away? On the other hand, if I am spontaneously stuck on a desert island, the answer would be whatever the contents of my pockets happened to be, so, some dust and a ten cent piece. Of course if you're asking a hypothetical question then...a bag of marbles
22) If you were an animal what would you be and why? I think endangered animals get the best quality of care. Are sloth's endangered?
23) Would you rather have hands made of cheese or feet made of metal and why?
I can't imagine any practical use for hands made of cheese. Metal feet suggest limitless possibilities to me. Metal feet, definitely
24) Thursday or Thing? Thursday because it's a better scrabble score
25) You are left in a room with a tea cosy what do you do? Leave
26) Do you have any hobbies? Leaving tea cosies
27) So what type of music do you like? Anything I have chosen, instead of having it blasted through the walls at me
28) Would you call yourself vain? Only behind my back
29) How did you find H2G2? It is referred to endlessly in Douglas Adams' posthumous anthology 'The Salmon of Doubt'
30) Any future stories or articles in the pipeline? Working hard bullying other people into writing all the entries for a Uni entry on Hitler1. Anything else I shall just make up as the mood takes me
One final question, what will you be doing straight after these questions? How can I possibly know that? I have plans to fill all of my coat pockets with essential island survival gear, but you know the turns life takes
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