h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

EWOK: Igiwa! Cooto gamm blibby ba!

*ruffles ewoks hair*

and a flobbadob blib blob blib to you my furry companion

*Grabs a peice of food, bites a bit, then offers it to the ewok*

Hmmm see nice

EWOK: *takes, sniffs, eats* Waata!

< And the red Dwarf cross over was quite interesting. >

Yess watta

*Gets a cup of water, drinks a bit himself*

Watta

*hands it to the ewok*

< The Rimmer quotes are pretty easy. I take it you've seen the RD link on my page? >

*Ewok drinks.*

watta?

*waves le'rual away. Le'rual stomps off back to the holding bay*

*Presses a button and the holding bay door opens*

~~~Droids scout the area, shoot only if fired uopn. Inform me first~~~

*Presses another button and a door opens to a small sleeping quarters. Lures the ewok with food and water*

Watta watta

*follows*

Ewok: Obidooka, wigsm wah!

*Gives the ewok a special cookie which renders him uncouncious. Lies the ewok on the bed and exits the retribution*

~~~come battle droids~~~
*Flanked by droids, he speeds off to annats hut*

*Gives the ewok a special cookie which renders him uncouncious. Lies the ewok on the bed and exits the retribution*

~~~come battle droids~~~
*Flanked by droids, he speeds off to annats hut*

*The battle droids roll back into the holding bay and ma'rol boards his ship, opening the door an checking on slwoly waking ewok*

Lets get you home

*sits in the pilots seat and zips off into space*

*makes way across desert, slowly toward Mos Espa*

< didn't even take a bottle of water from Annat's hut... >

< Depends on how symbolic you choose to take 'everywhere' >

< Puppet, Tent, Dev, Cobal, Ewok, Lans Gr'jar, your mother, your brother, Keezo, Remnant Trooper, Kellin, Naboo, Kashyyyk, Corellia, Coruscant, CorSec, Mon Calimari, Fett III... >

< Hahhahhah!! >