h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Rolls forward, under the swirling blades.

Grabs a handful of sand on the way and throws it in Anoon's face.

Kicks out with a leg, trying to trip her.*

*trips but rolls and jumps up onto her feet*
I would say well done but i wouldnt want to patronise a jedi master
you have my son,
I demand his return, but i also want you to come to justice...
you might not think it with your high flown ideas of whats right but you and your kind have oppresive ways..
oh never mind Anoon shes nuts...
I knew...
*uses the force to gather a sand storm around Ancha*

*Uses Force Push to dispel the sand cloud.*

You have your son. I brought him freely when you asked. He is in the ship.

Thank the Force he sleeps through this. I would not wish him to see his mother act so.

As for bringing me to justice. Do what you must.

*Rises to a crouching position. Draws on the Force and leaps into the air, driving a hard kick towards her face.*

*grins and brings her lightsabers up one to protect herself from Anchas attact the other she swings in a wide arc hoping to catch the jedi.*

I learned a lot Ancha... I am no padwan fool... it would be easyer if i was yes.. then you could say i was mearly misguided...
i have been working on my skills as you lot have slept on that dreary little moon...
you think you have it all... wisdom, power, honer, but no... you are wrong, i learned the same code, but only i have found my way...
*laughs*
pettly little ants... waiting for the republic baying under a madmans whim
i used to respect puppet.... but he was the only one, the rest are fakes... esspesually you and Annat... your the worst, jo'tra is little better...
fleas to society, you should be wiped out...

Or you could change your path... its never too late

*The second 'saber flicks across the back of his trailing leg leaving a burnt red stripe across it.*

*A stab of pain shoots up his leg. He uses Force Heal to numb the pain.*

You are wrong, Anoon. And I am sorry that you have such a low opinion of my colleagues. I think they do what they must for the good of the Order and, in the long run, the good of the Galaxy.

But each of us must see things as they will. You hate the Order because it did not give you what you sought. Is that not a little selfish?

*Crouches, awaiting the next attack.*

ah Master Theri I am but a humble human and thus prone to a little need for my self,
but i never strove for that, I never cared i never asked for so much as help untill i asked for your trust,
and you all turned your backs...

you call yourselves Jedi... you say you fight to protect but no,
you fight because somewhere someone decided someone must and you follow like sheep, at least i found my own way even if it is not as yours!

Tell me Theri have you ever thought about other paths... no i suppose you have always been high and mighty...
I never considered you one of my students... you never learned by my hand and i am glad of that because it will be so much easyer to cut you down,

I hate the order because i looked to it for safty i pleeded again and again not to be let to be sent back... not back to him... and where have i ended up... sitting on his lap!
The Order failed me... Now I will show it how much a mistake that was

*gathers the air around Ancha's neck making it more compresed and smiling slightly as she does so, only enough to cause mild discomfort and get a point across before she releses him*

fight me jedi... or i will take you

*Coughs as the pressure around his neck releases.*

Think what you will. There is... cough.. no reasoning with you.

You are the one with the weapons. Take me out if you... cough... can.

< Hey, Gr'jar saw the best in everyone! Even Marol! >

I have no need to take you out,
I would rather send them there runt back i wanted more of a challenge

*gets Vlad from Anchas ship and sits him in her own*

go back to them, they need your preaching to those who care enough to listen... or kill me where i stand, it would be a nice relefe
though its not only me that would die
work that out if you will,

*yeah but Grjar's dead... and i liked him as well then he went and died*

I have no need to tell them anything. And I have no need to kill you. You are no threat to the Order.

You cannot take out one unarmed Jedi. The Order has nothing to fear from you.

Take your son and go.

And next time you need a babysitter - Ask Annat.

why of all the...
*walks forward *
I let compassion get in the way.. i was going to let you go, but that was too much for you wasnt it...

*kicks some sand in his vague direction*
Sithspit i Hate You!
I wanted a jedi and i end up with a schoolboy!

you are more a fool than i thought you Ancha...
* pulls him towards her with the force and brings her lightsaber round in a high arc towards him*

*Turns his back on Anoon, picks up his robes and puts them on.*

*Walks towards Shuttle.*

< It just works with Ancha's 'I'm bigger than this Darkside nonsense' attitude 'sall >

*Ancha climbs into the Shuttle and heads back to Mos Eisley.*

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