h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Offfice currently ran by BeWil Calrissian.

Nice office you have here..

*two guards on either side of the doors*

BeWil: Thank you. *hand gesture* Please. Sit.

*sits*

*Mind Trick*

I don't think the guards are necessary

*FTel*
*"Paber, be alert, this may be a trap"*

*of course master*

Bewil: *motions to guards* leave us. We have buisness.

*guards leave*

Now Mr BeWil, I have reason to believe you have contacted the Jedi Council about your troubles. Perhaps you may wish to discuss this?

BeWil: Who are you?!

*we still must be catious master*

I am Jedi Knight Annat Tayswi, and this is my Padawan learner.

Paber, please wait outside whilst I discuss this matter.

B: Oh thank goodness *in a non-campy way*... The Council got my message?

Yes, and I have been assigned to help solve this dispute, if you wouldn't mind filling in the details.

BeWil: Three days ago, a group of rodians calling themselves the K'ruck D'bree arrived and began starting a trade for their ores with Tibana gas.
Naturally I agreed to such a trade but next day they wanted extortionate amounts of gas for ores of little use. I couldn't agree to those so they wanted to gamble.

Let me guess, there was a large wager involved, which you lost?

BeWil: It was a large wager... Their ores for my city control... but I won... suprisingly easy.
But they got violent and threatened me for the gas...
The next day they turned up in a group of four and attacked.
My guards managed to hold them off and one was killed...

But they attcked us with one of these...

*puts what looks like a lightsaber handle on the desk*

BeWil: The one that was killed had tried to attck me in here when I was making my plea to the council.

That seems to be a lightsaber. Looks like the situation is a serious as I first imagined.

If you don't mind I need to contact the Jedi Council on Yavin for their guidance on this matter.