h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An Acclamator Class Transport Ship

Basic spec :-

Built: Rothana Heavy Engineering

Function: Troop and heavy equipment transport

Length: 752 m

Cargo Capacity: 40,000 tonnes (320 Speeder Bikes, 80 LAAT/c or LAAT/i gunships, 48 AT-TE walkers and 36 SPHA-T vehicles + 200,000 cubic metres of additional cargo/hangar space, sufficient to accommodate approx 144 Torrent starfighters)

Passengers: 16,000 troops

Crew: 4280 + 80 gunners (skeleton crew 1500/10)

Officers: 700 (200)


Engines: Class 0.6 hyperdrive

Operational Range: 250,000 light years (before refuelling)

Reactor Power: 200 trillion Gigawatts (max)

Sublight Acceleration: 3500G

Max Hyperspace Speed: >10 million times c

(Capable of operating in planetary atmospheres)


Weapons:
Quad Turbolasers Batteries: 12 @ 2.4 million Megatons total output (firing separately)

Laser Cannons: 24 @ 300 million Gigawatts total output

Missile Tubes: 4

Shield Heat Dissapation: 70 trillion Gigawatts (peak)

*Enters. Looks around.

Cables and pipes hang in disarray, everywhere. There are burn marks on the bulkheads, doors hanging off and the feeling of "scrapyard" all around.>

Is it all like this, or is this one of the better bits?

*enters*

Wait till you see the battle droids, they make this look like it's fresh out of the contruction dock.

*radio's for Casey to join them*

I've had her checking on the damage

Can we use Casey to organise our droids into survey teams? I'll need reports on the state of all major equipment.

If you can organise that, I'll set set up a terminal for the droids to download their reports to.

Ok, will do

*Casey arives*

Casey, we'd like you to organise the droids into survey teams. We need to know the status of all the major systems. Ancha will set up a console for the data to be uploaded onto.


*Casey warbles an afirmative and trundles off, followed by a couple of the other astromechs*

*Goes further into ship.*

*Finds terminal which looks in reasonable nick. Spends some time disconnecting some cables and reconnecting others.*

OK. This is our master download terminal. I've disconnected from the main ship's system and attached a data storage unit.

Now lets clear a bit of space here so we've got ourselves some room.

*Starts moving junk out of the way.*

< Is the ship's name purposefully that ambigious? >

Umm, Ancha, maybe it'd be quicker to do it this way... if you want to move round behind me, or take cover behind a bulkhead...

*Moves behind Mihar.*

*Uses the force to pretty much throw all the junk down the corridoor, clearing the area they are in*

Nice

Here was me thinking that some evil monster had crept up behind me without me noticing.

Oh no, I've got a special trick ready for when that happens

I reckon the first priorities are power and hull integrity.

If you'll supervise the hull repairs, I'll get started on the engines.

Ok, will do.

*wanders off with several maintenance droids*