h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The force moves in mysterious ways.

this is true, master.

**

The wise thing to do would be to leave, Tobru. I will not train any who have chosen the dark side.

*rests hand on lightsabre*

*places her saber on the ground and sits unmoving*

Is it not safer for someone with a gift to be trained, dark or not?
Besides. Balance is needed or good itself will become corrupt.

I have always believed there is no dark... Just light that got a little dirty.

I could not make this decision. You will have to consult our Master. I will speak no more of this here.

**

very well.

*practises a few kata's with the 'saber*

*seems to have aged somewhat*

**

*watches the brook passing*

*tries out a spinning attack that splits a boulder in half*
Hai!

I hope you remember what I taught you about creation being as important as destruction.

**

Yes.
I do.

But a lightsaber is a weapon of destruction.

However.. the force. Is a tool *lifts up the split halves of the boulder, they burn red for a moment then fuse back together*

Perhaps there is some good still in you.

**

Darth Vader was not evil. He just chose the darkness.
And the force chose him, I believe Yoda said that he will balance the darkness and light, for the ultimate good.

As I said, I will speak no more of this. The council will decide your fate.

**

Yes, master.

Would you care to duel? No saber's if you're worried about hurting me.
My species heals simple blows in seconds.

A duel. Okay.

*gets up from her *

*places her saber carefully on a rock, then assumes a simple front stance, both hands raised and guarding*

*rests 'sabre by the brook and stands in a relaxed position, smiling gently*

*flips over her and aims a kick at her unprotected back, keeping her guard up*

*turns round at breakneck speed and grabs hold of Tobru's foot, still smiling gently*

*twists Tobru's foot deftly, making her loose her balance*