h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sighs*

The holocron Annat. Play the holocron.

*presses the large play button*

I am not used to holocrons, I still write my orders on beermats, keeps me humble.

*watches*

HOLOCRON: This BeWil Calrissian of the Tabana gas mines facilty in cloud City... *fzzt!*
We need the hep of the Jedi Council!!
*fzzt!*
Three weeks ago a deal was made with some Rodians about trade but they are arrogant and selfish and will not deal peacefully!!
They are surprisingly smarter than your average rodian! *fzzt!* A rodian is certainly not in charge! *fzzt!*

We need a Knight to keep the peace *fzzt!*
We need them to-- *Big WRRRRM noise is heard and holocron cuts off*

A big WRRRM noise! That can mean only one thing!

*scratches head*

We were most disturbed when we heard of this. There hasn't been a serious incedence in cloud city since the Empire wars.

Even when Remnant troops took over Cloud City during Skywalker's Academy days it wasn't this serious.

Something tells me this is serious...

Well it's only a slight disturbance.

*heads for Meditation Chamber*

I am here to enquire what my assignment is?

Kasso Hoedi

You don't erm... have one... you just teach Reefgirl for the minute...

But all Council members are equal under master Puppet!

Thank you HPB

Kasso Hoedi

*slight disturbance in the force*

*"darkness.... Bespin..."*

Puppet: Pain... I sense... paaaain..

*enters chamber*

Masters, we have returned from Bespin. My padawan has the following information gleaned from the computer liasons officer, Lobot II.

*steps in*

We have a waiting room you know.

*sits*

*Puppet explains into Gr'jar's ear*

*enters chanber and bows to the council*

We believe the murder had something to do with the switching of two ships, it involved a trader namer Amiago Caltarn. Also, we were attacked by Rodians who had a primative control of the force armed with weapons such as this

*holds up saber hilt*