h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not a totally incorrect write up - especially re. the Southern Gits. But Durham Uni is only the third oldest university in England, there are about 3 or 4 older one's in Scotland.

Most interesting feature: Probably the hilliest University in the UK. OK there may be more interesting features than that.

Since when has Scotland been in England?
I'm sure that if you said that any Scottish university was part of England to a Scot,then you'd not make the same mistake twice...
Durham has got a very famous Cathedral. I think that's more interesting than the hills (although the priority willl change when drunk).

I didn't suggest that Scottish universities were in England. The original researcher stated that Durham was the 3rd oldest university in the UK - I was merely observing that it isn't, it is the 3rd oldest in England. In the UK there are at least four older universities, possibly more.