h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi,
I wish to apply for any position that I could have but I did notice that you seem to want to be a coming of age softball team and what team no matter what type of sport could do without a cheersquad. Helmets which are a must due to the influence that these balls have on the human head are also lacking from the team so I would like to apply for these positions.
Thanking you in advance
Blarb Scalm

Hey, another application filled out and validated. Welcome, Blarb Scalm. We'll try not to get hit in the head too much when wearing you......

Much better. "Chatter" has the connotations of being connected to a blithering idiot. I'm not blithering. And I'm not an idiot. I am, however, a bit loquacious.

Thanks, I appreciate it.

Still hiring Frink? If you are put me on the 'near-chaos boundary'.

I've no idea how to play, but I've always been good at hitting things and running away.

If you're going to be doing that sort of thing, be sure to apologize afterwards.

......use a megaphone for bonus points

Si, you are on the team, but before I assign a position for you, explain to me this "near-chaos boundary" thing.

Good show on the chocolate article, by the way. Which part is yours?

There's an interview? Shit!

Some systems, because of the way sub-systems within them interact, generate output (display behaviour) that is a non-linear function of their input. They are non-linear dynamical systems. The behaviour of this class of systems ranges from completely frozen order to complete chaos (aka randomness). Somewhere inbetween, though, there is a phase transition between ordered behaviour and chaotic behaviour. At this point (the near-chaos boundary) behaviour is neither frozen or chaotic - it is _complex_. Here you find self-organisation and complex, ordered behaviour - the stuff that makes living systems "tick".

Just put "Si - on the near-chaos boundary". It's a place I like to stand.

Hmmm.......can I make you the ACTUAL near-chaos boundary? It would fit the format of the roster better......

Congrats on the sub-ed thing, by the way.

Being a tree, at least on this site, I reckon I'd make a damn fine base or coat-rack. I also play various insturment. Maybe I could be your "jingle-composer". Every team needs a good jingle. Dum de dum doobie dum dum. Doo doo dum de doobie dar dar darrrrrr.

Okey-dokey

Hey, Frink - how many people are there on a softball team, anyway?

Quite a lot, apparently......

Oops DT, forgot to mention you are added to the roster. Welcome!

G'day! I would like to join the team......
I noticed you don't have a chef or a musician on the team, I'd be happy to play both roles!
I'll even create a theme song if you like!
Visit me!

Welcome! Let's see......we already have kats-eyes as our cook, but you could be assistant cook, or even cook no. 2 if you like. I'd also prefer to sign you up for a specific instrument if you like. Swiv plays lead trumpet in the Frink's Drinks Sound Room & Dance Club, and we could always use another instrument. I notice you play guitar, but anything you like is good.

Nice article on Mehelium, by the way. Too bad the realaudio links don't seem to be working

Hey, everybody! Moral Girl here saying that you should all go to Shazz's page and vote Marv in as Mayor of London. He's promised that we will be the new police force of London if he is elected. (I wonder, does that mean that we'll get to wear those blue hats and carry batons with us at every game? Hmmm...)

Guitar is my Instrument of choice (and the instrument I play best!) As for 2nd cook I would be honoured to help kats-eyes around the kitchen!

Strange that the Mehelium realaudio links didn't work, try again or try here http://www.mp3.com/mehelium
Cheers

Ok, you're all set Welcome!

Cheers.....
Looking foward to getting down to the clubhouse!
See ya there!