h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As of 4pm Sunday (ie before Arsenal have finished), Uncle Heavy still tops the league, narrowly pursued by Steve. Odo is this week's big mover, leaping up 3 places in the league.

And Psycorp, despite frenzied transfer activity, appears to be moving backwards.

The League has received a transfer bid for whatever-his-name-is Mutu, of Chelsea. The man would appear to be well worth his 15.8m, so get those bids early for a cheap striker. Part exchange deals considered as usual - if your players have scored points, they should turn you in a profit.

B

Backwards? Ha! It's a ploy, so my opponents get lulled into a flase sense of security!

Ok, I didn't know Mills was going to be frozen out and I was under the illusion Keegan teams scored goals.

Oh well....

I think I'm going to have to find a fourth offical to swear at

I reckon I should have rather more than nil points this week. What with having Wiltord, Lehmann, and Ashley Cole in my team. Or are my points being updated on pay-per-view on Monday night?

Otto

Oh sorry. That's a pre-Arsenal finish update.

Pay attention 007....


Otto

Yes. You can rake in all those lovely points next week.

B

At least if I'm doing ok I won't need to find any more nice names to add to my team.

and they said he couldnt predict football results. if i try abd sell keane, can i have an insurance bonus...i didnt know hed be injured

If you get one, I want one for Neville!

You signed a Tottenham Crockspur player and didn't expect him to get injured

I'm not offering any insurance policies. Especially not, as Otto says, against those at White Hart Lane.

B

Trevor Sinclair scores! But it's an own goal. Do I get any points?

>>Trevor Sinclair scores!

Well I think you deserve a nice sit down to recover. Come to think of it, so does he most like.

I'm very tempted to give you -3 points for a real stinker of an og, but I'll let you off with -1 as is (now) standard.

B

Oh. Great. Glad I mentioned it now...

I'd actually already given you -3 on my spreadsheet, but I reduced it after a bit of thought. I think I may still settle on -2 though.

B

my teams getting better and is gonna take the league by storm!!!!


Or, at least i hope so

Aww, come on, I thought -1 was the standard!

There was no standard until I realised I probably should deduct points for own goals.

-2 it is, I think.

B

bugger.

Woohoo! Robinson finally gets me some points!

And Mills is now a 'Boro player, who I will be selling should anyone want him.