h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi guys,

As the new season encroaches, I'd l;ike to get the player lists up to date with the recent transfers. Rather than pack them with lots of obscure youngsters, though, it'd be easier if I just added the names that you managers are possibly going to take an interest in over the course of the season.

Obviously, the big names such as Mutu, Ronaldo and Phillips will be going on fairly sharpish, but are there any other players you want adding to the lists that I might overlook?

B

Am I supposed to be able to answer that?

I thought I had a team......

You do - but if certain members of your team are playing badly (not looking at anyone in particular Fulham-Defender), you may wish to dip into the transfer market.

B

Ahhh - this is your cunning plan to attempt to get me interested in this game beginning isn't it?

Well, at least I'll have justification for buying the Sunday papers...

B

You've got one already, the supplements last all week for guineapig bedding.

B, as you said yourself, defenders will generally lose points. So if certain fulham defenders never get a game, then that would be beneficial to Odo surely?

Possibly. Although, I'm considering giving negative points if players miss large lumps of games through selection reasons, rather than injuries.

B