A Conversation for Red Dwarf: Off the ships
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Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Started conversation Jul 11, 2003
*the interior of the Kimble, a derelict space craft with a single non-event mass lifeform oboard*
Kimble
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jul 11, 2003
....and a Red Dwarf Scouter probe.
Kimble
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 11, 2003
and thats it...
this place is depressing....
Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*rimmer and Anthea walks through the dark, firey corrdiors, filled with smoke, damaged cables and mor smoke*
Where,s the stasis booths Bob?
Kimble
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jul 11, 2003
Medical Bay. I'll get the Scouter to come up and lead you down
Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*something cracked in a nearby corner*
What was that?!!!!
Kimble
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 11, 2003
*looks around the kimble as she walks along with rimmer*
Kimble
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jul 11, 2003
Whats happening over there, guys?
Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*rimmer forces a door open, and voila! The Stasis booths*
/comm-We've found the stasis booths, checking them now.
*Rimmer checks two stasis booths then moves to the third*
And here's- AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kimble
Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jul 11, 2003
*Bob attempts to get a video relay from the Scouter*
*Rimmer has his arms around the Stasis Pod. The Doc is not in picture*
What is it?
SSS Kimble
[...] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*Appears on Anthea's Holly watch*
What goin' on down here then?
*Looks at booths*
Hang on. The data said there was only one!
Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*rimmer turns away from it in disgust*
Ahhhh! It's it's it's...
*the camera turn to the stasis booth, it shows a man inside the green glowing room, his body young, maybe twenty, but his left face up to belows his tonsil is buried through the glass, and it's not been spared from times brutal force, it's cut in half, where the first half is still 20, and the other half is about 200 years old, muscles and nervas can still be seen through the 'hole' in the mans face*
-He's, he's- HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!
*Rimmer looks as if about to faint*
Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*suddenly, the man disappears, and for a moment, all is good*
-What the smeg is going? Rimmer sounds chocked.
*A space monster tears through the hull and grabs the scout and tears it to pieces, Rimmer tries to hold on to a pipe but it brakes and he plunges towards the monsters mouth and... the next moment he's standing on the floor again, the hull still itnact*
-Let's get out. Now!
SSS Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*as he walks out with anthea, the door flies open and Rimmer flies out into open space and is about to go in an enormous turbine but then is back infront of the intact door*
I want out! NOW! LET ME OFF!!! LET ME OFF!!! LET ME OFF NOW!!!
SSS Kimble
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 11, 2003
*Runs to the window and sees Blue midget take off. The room is filling with notes, upon which is written in blood various messages in the fashion of "Die Arnold" and "You're gonna meet the Devil today"*
NOOOOOO! COME BACK!!!
*then the blue midget passes through the broadcast range of the horror ride ship and Rimmer is back on the midget with Anthea*
SSS Kimble
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 13, 2003
*walks back into the sss kimble*
lets see those status pods again...
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- 4: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 11, 2003)
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