h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am an unbelievably talented, handsome and modest journalist, and how could I get a position on The Post, the greatest of newspapers?
i am willing to sub-edit, I have a novel that could be put on in installments if you need something to fill space, and I could write articles. Pwetty pwetty pwease with a chewwy on top?

That "i" on the third line should be an "I."

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You're not an incarnation of *the* afgncaap are you? U99500

Anyway, contributions are always welcome - be it stories, reports, a regular column, etc, etc. Why not cobble something together and send it through via the 'Submissions' link at The Post Office - U54963 - or create an article and inform of us the link (using the message section of the same page.

shazz

Thanks, and look out for "Confessions of a Preteen Powder Monkey" soon.

And anyway, what do you mean by *the* afgncaap? I'm not that famous am I? Or are you a fan of the Zork games?

BTW, AFGNCAAP stands for Ageless Faceless Gender Neutral Culturally Ambiguous Adventure Person.

Oh, I get it. I missed the link, sorry there. Nom he's a cheap soya based imitation. I'm ME.

I tried to email it to you, but it didn't work, so I put it on a guide entry. Here's the link: A12158642

A bit busy prepping the new edition for tomorrow so will drop by and look later in the week.

shazz

thanks.

AFGNCAAP
(now a possible writer for )