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I posted this at your original base and got no response:

YOUR REF: Terranic Army
MY REF: Thursday
SUBJECT: The Campaign for Thursday

-----TELEGRAM BEGINS-----

I am lead to beleive that in the past you waged war against the Thingites STOP
I am starting a movement against the Thingites and their schemes to rename Thursday as Thing STOP
I would like to ally myself with your organisation, and I am willing to assist with any difficulties you may run into concerning the Thingites STOP
I hope you will find this acceptable STOP
Yours, Thursday STOP

-----TELEGRAM ENDS-----

I'm also trying to get communications going with the Lair of No-things [A1032427] (another anti-Thingite society).

Perhaps we could put together a Triple Entente against Thingism?

Alex

*Types Telegram*

Dear Thursday STOP

I'm 2iC Reefgirl and we'll be dilighted to offer our support for your organization STOP

Let us know what you need STOP

Reefgirl STOP

I'd like to ally my society with yours.

We will need back up if the Thingites and their accomplices (namely Sporkites and Assassins) ever attack - we have no military hardware to speak of...

However, we will join you in battle if you ever need help...


Alex

what did us Assassins ever do wrong?

Well, the Thingites claim to have an "understanding" with you.
Plus - Post 69341 of the No No No!! thread...

the only understanduing I have with them, us that they feed me and I don't kill them

Whats post 69341 say?

Post 69341 reads:

"

So? You may have Ottox but we have the Assassins Guild on our side!

So there!

"

Is this true?

yes but i'm also a no-thing,
classic turncoat all the way,
where ever the money goes so douth the assassin,

but if you want a fight I can see what we can do

I was basically drawing together a picture of who would support who in a hypothetical war - no need to get excited...

Is there any chance you could get me the attention of the No-things? I'd like to form an alliance with them.



Alex

Awww, I was looking forward to it there,
esspesually since i'm the medic here

what were your plans Darling?

Who are you talking to?



My plan is to create a large alliance opposed to the Thingites so that if they attack, we can defend ourselves.

In the meanwhile we will campaign against their plans to change Thursday to "Thing"...

Ok, so I just looked at the Assassins page - I get it now - you don't have to be Thing or Thursday...

well khamsin I was planing to sit back and watch a war and hopefully be very busy,

I will fight forr however pays me...

and the darling thing was to Anthea

I did know that, but I was still trying to get my message across...

Unless theres something you havent told me Khamsin?

Be careful of the Pups Anth, I'm losing track with you, Puppies, demon children, Jedi potentials, phew that's a lot of nappies and litter trays