h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I used to be a Sea Scout, but instead now I spend every Wednesday trying to drink myself stupid...

Good idea!

Isn't it just...

What's your poison?

or

I'll drink Carling, Kronenburg, Stella Artois, San Miguel, Fosters (if I really have to), Guiness, Badger Beer, and a host of other nice ones made by small breweries...

But NEVER Budweiser...

I drink Guinness if I can get it, but I like Palm, Amstel and Leffe too. But if I'm really trying to get pissed I usually resort to stronger mixes...

Who needs stronger mixes if you can down pints?

You obviously never had Absinthe!

Yes, but I'm a medical bloke, not a Great Writer or Artist...

For the record, I used to be a Girl Guide, indeed I was a patrol leader. We had great fun sittign around doing not very much, then our company leader (probably had a silly title but I've managed not to retain it)left and her replacement was all Keen and wanted us to do pennants and badges and stuff. So I left and now I sit round on street corners drinking and annoying pedestrians like the rest of you.
Cheers, mines a pint of Timothy Taylor's Landlord, thanks very much.

I made it up to the rank of patrol leader in Sea Scouts, and all we did was muck around in canoes in the summer, then muck around at the Scout Hut during the winter.

Recently the whole system changed and the older guys got renamed Explorer Scouts and we got a new leader. The good thing is that he's just as relaxed, but we get to have air rifle competitions...

But then I went to Uni...

Good choice of - the small breweries always seem to produce good stuff...

Can't stand the mass produced so called "real ale". Strange to think that Boddingtons was once an acceptable pint...
Craft breweries is what we need.
OMIGOD I just found a point of agreement with an anti-Thingite! No-one tell the warlord...

Don't worry - that craft breweries are better is a Fact, not an Opinion...

Cripes it gets worse! Now I have a challenger for my supreme pedantry award!

I'm not pedantic...




>>>Cripes it gets worse!<<<

Shouldn't there be a bit more grammar in there?

Ooh, you're so comma!

Look I don't need to use commas and you can't make me use commas or for that matter apostrophes semicolons or colons but I do tend to use full stops.

*Sigh*

Alright - we'll get off your page's thread - everyone follow me to the T3N thread! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1948948?thread=533023

Won't!