h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Russian security so they'll be waving kalashnikovs eh? I've seen those .. scary lot

Scary isn't the word for it, I'm now terrified of my pc. Where windows asks politely if you would like to restart your computer, my security shouts 'you must shut down now' and then shuts down anyway, and, oh yes 'Internet traffic is suspended for 1 hour' I suspect I was acting suspiciously

.. I found slipping them a 500 rouble note works miracles

500 rouble is also the maximum administrative fine

I know my mistake I've got a commercial antispyvarius on a home computer Wish it would tell me what the secret messages are, today it accused my browser of sending secret messages and if I'm not there to click on ignore it wipes them out

mm.. I wouldn't trust your browser.. you'd better watch that, it'll sneak around you and attack you from the back.. don't ever trust a browser!!

would it steel our as well, you think?

if I catch it doing that I'll wring its electronic neck

good thinking

so thinking actually *does* hurt?

naaahhh.. not really but I don't argue that anymore

well, in this case your thinking might hurt the -steeling browser and that's okay, init?

no mercy for thieves browser or not ..

By now all the from last Xmas is gone..

i can still get xmas in the local. it's on sale now. almost eekland prices now

... do I understand this as a hint to hurry up with the next Xmas?

nah, take your time. everybody else do

oh good

* leans back and has another *

I'm leaning back and taking it easy today My antispyvarious has put another note up but I don't care could this be serious though....

hah.. I told you .. pay it 500 roubles that should do the trick for this week