h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the gunship he fires at though had already been destroyed, so the beams only strike flotsam*

*A voice comes through the jump gate*

About bloody time too

*The Olympus goes into high orbit, starboard guns fireing at the Vong fleet, port beginning orbital bombardment of Vong surface personel*

*The Imperial fleet fires its weapons at the Vong fleet again*

*the arms return, this time equiped with two beamswords*
*slashes/fires/lauches remaining missles at Vong fleet, constantly moving, never staying in one place*

*The Outlaw Star opens its cargo bay and releases several fission metroids onto the Vong capital ship, which then start feeding on its bio energy. The Star itself then backs up the SoulDagger by using its grappler arms with grappler pistols to bring down and ships that evade Kiro.*

*The puny fission bombs detonate brilliantly, bathing the suroundings in light, but the Yuuzhan Vong fleet remains unscarred The weapons of Kiro, br..., and the Imperial fleet do more damage however*

fission/fusion weapons lack the suffecient power to damage Imperial/Yuuzhan Vong/Babylon 5 style ships

metroids are alien beings that feed off of the energies that living things produce, literally draining their life essence, a fission metroid is a MUCH worse metroid sub-species that splits in two when it has recieved enough damage to kill it

*slashes at the vong fleet*

don't think that just because we're fighting the same guy at the moment that we're not finishing our duel, my friend

*Fires a naqadah mine at the fleet just for the sheer hell of it*

*The meteroids and naquada mines come within 50 meters of the Vong craft before they gut sucked into point singularities and cease to exist. The fleet returns fire with its plasma and volcano cannons, and it releases a grutchin swarm to eat through the enemies' shields and armor*

*Yet more confused, as I could swear the enimy is shooting itself again, The Wrath of Olympus continues fire on the Vong.*

the beam-swords slash away at the parasites targeting the SoulDagger, the Gattling Beams continue to blast away at the Vong fleet. The SoulDagger gets hit with a glancing blow from a plasma cannon

*The Outlaw Star releases several hunter metroids to eliminate the grutchins, and fires its flak cannon at the dovin basals.*

I wouldn't dream of it

*Flies under Outlaw Star's wing and gives it a little upward thrust and tips OS over*

Hope you took the travel sickness pills

Hey, could you lay off of killing the OS, I wouldn't want it handicapped in any way when we finish our duel, kill off the Olympus!!

*one the opposite side of the planet... not getting involved in the thread but advantage of the name, Master Jedi Mirig Gr'jar, in a very small craft, heads toward the Dantooine surface...*

*The Olympus bags itself a gunship, but the others weather the fire storm well enough. At this the fleet commander summons re-inforcements waiting a system away. A super battle ship 5 miles (8 kilometers) long jumps in system. It fires up its yammosk which enhances all the allied dovin basals in the system. The battleship fires several batteries worth at the Outlaw Star, several at the Soul Dagger, most at the Wrath of Olympus and the rest at the enemy troops on the planet's surface*

*The Wrath of Olympus takes heavy damage on the starboard side from the Vong onslaught, breaching the hull in several spots. The ship breaks orbit and turns giving the Vong a full port barrage.*

Oh, S**t. not good not good not good

*Fires a net missile at SoulDagger which is disabled in the net*

You and I need a little chat, come aboard