h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Partly, but partly becase I don't want to see the Vong massacre innocent people becasue of a difference in belief systems.

*The Outlaw Star pulls back, autorepairs the grappler arms, and then flies in nehind the SoulDagger and grabs hold of its engine.*

"so you want to play like that huh?!"

*flies full throttle at the nearby "Asgard", whips around, flinging the O.S. at the large ships shields*

"I'm getting Well paid for this operation, Angel, and unless you feel like outbidding the Vong, I'm not going to let you screw it up!"

*The Outlaw Star takes a dent, but the reinforced dragonite hull prevents serious harm, and it then fires image recognition missiles at the SoulDagger.*

*Manuvers past a volley, and blasts them on the return flight with his Gattling beams, gets hit with one or two, but nothing the Gundanium Alloy Hull can't take, and fires a group of scatter-pack Hellfire missles at The Outlaw Star*

"Where do you get off calling people innocent anyway, no-one is innocent"

(begincomm) Reefgirl to all ships, 5-1 on the SoulDagger (endcomm)

*the Yuuzhan Vong take some damage from the asgard rays, but they too stop to watch the duel*

*Turns away from the Outlaw Star* we'll finish this in a second, I have some buisiness with Shai, its a matter of honor, you'll understand if you take a look around the plains

*opens fire on the vong fleet with a full spread of advanced nano-probe tipped warheads, blazes his 6 ulra-heavy gattling beams, fires shots from his plasma cannon*
those were good men piloting those suits, and I will avenge their deaths, in this life or the next i swear it!!

*Fire's the lightning gun at Kiro*

Oi you're supposed to be on his side

Hey, let'em beat on the Vong if he wants to.
*The Wrath of Olympus opens fire on WS9 with a full volley*

*The Outlaw Star joins the Wrath of Olympus with its flak cannon and gourii gourii missiles, leaving the Vong to Kiro.*
The people they're killing are much less innocent than the Vong.

*Fires a vortex mine at the Olympus and watches it whirl round and round before it gets tossed out*

Hope you get space sick

*The Imperial fleet fires its quad arrays, lightening guns, ion cannons, and Asgard death rays at the enemy white star*

*The Olympus is flung out, luckly the inertial dampeners work quite well and the crew didn't feel a thing. The ship returns to battle charging through a Vong formation, all weapons fireing, on its way back to the White Star.*

*Dodges the lightning blast, and flies in close to the vong fleet, pounding at their ships with his ax-arms, and firing all guns point blank at the closest target*

*Luckily the dragonite enforced hull repels the blasts with the minimal of fuss*

Now aren't you sorry you didn't take up my offer

*Fires Pulse cannons at any ahip coming her way*

DIE!!!

*suddenly a formation Minbari Sharlin Cruisers jumps out of hyperspace and is flanked by a group of Shadow Battle Crabs all of which fire their cutters at the White Star 9. The Vorlon Dreadnought fires its death cutter at the White Star as well*

*The Yuuzhan vong gunships all fire at Kiro the nearest one takes the brunt of the punishment and explodes, but not before its dovin basals project their singularities into the axes, devouring them*

*After taking a couple of hits a jump point opens and WS9 disappears*

Reefgirl to Shedao OI!!!!!! where the ,Bleep> are you I'm not fighting this by myself

*the arms return to the ship to be re-fitted with new weapons, while the grappler beams point directly into the whatever ate his axes*

"eat this!" Kiro unloads into them