h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Ralphette... howz my little darling doing...

Here's some food to keep you going the night...



See you soon...



Serj

Can we name that there chicken...

*deep breath*
*sings*
Maaaaaarjorie!

... Ralphy you are back!!.. I missed you so much...

...Why are you wet Ralph??...


..Anyone know why Ralph is WET??.. Who put him inthe tub??..
lol

Ermmm . yessss.... sorry about that old girl - I became a little confused - fed the vegetables and watered the chickens

Now then - out you come Pyewackitt ! Gah ! Come back you little $%#** !

Hell's teeth !

*scrapes chicken off sole of brogues - releases it back into coop*

Im goign to call my rubarb to remind me of BLJ! im cleaning them out and then going to relax in the garden!

Hello Ralphette... how're you this (now) afternoon??...


Here's some chicken feed everything a growing girl needs...

Are you okay today Ralphette??... had a good nights sleep?...

Yeah... I'm talking to a chicken... and???...





Ah... I see you've got a new friend... hello Rhubarb...


Chicken shis-kebab anyone??... Rhubarb??... heeheehee...



I'm off to college now Ralphette you look after yourself in this mad, mad place...

And don't let those naughty boy chickens go near you... kick 'em in the balls... okay... good girl... give us a kiss... good girl... thank you...


See ya later...


dum-de-dum-dum-dummmmm-red-rum-red-rum-red-rum-red-rum-red-rum-red-rum-de-dum-dum-dum...


Serj

...Hello Ralph, how are you today??...

Here is some feed for you,
take care and i will chat to you later! Be Good!! Try to stay away from Ralphette, she is no good for
you lolx



lol


back in the house to eat a sandwich lolxxx


Andrea

Hello little chicken Pyewackitt .. it's just you and I now ..... yes ... yes ... I'm listening ...

Perhaps I should rename you ... Redrum - that's a nice name for a chicken ...

Redrum ... redrum ..... redrum !!!!!!

Hell's Teeth ! What came over me ???

Perhaps I should go for a liedown ... feeling rather peculiar ...

poor you Peregrine!! Are you okay after the chased
you??





Ralph ..Good Evening, here is some more food... Goodnight Ralph , see you inthe morning sleep well!!! xxx

Hello little chicken Pyewackitt yes I'm very well .... how are you .... Roman Castevet ? .. yes yesssss ..... I'm listening ...... all of them witches ? ..... do speak up old chap .... dead by dawn ... dead by dawn .. DEAD BY DAWN !!!!!!!!

*feeds the chickens for today*

**Feed the Chickens for today**
Ralph,

Gadzooks ... I barely have the strength to drag myself out here. Must check chickens ....

Phew .... despite this thread being named the chicken coup, there is no sign as yet of them mounting a revolution of any kind .....

BUT the danger is not yet passed, I fear ! I feel more and more the dread paw of Baphomet upon my smalls !



All little witches is in bed ... pretty little white necks ....


NO !! NO !!!!! Must not give in !!!!!



Nice sharp pretty blades have we ...

HELL'S TEETH !!!!!!!

Must think .... get the old Ducal walnut into 2nd gear ....

Pyewackitt ! Pyewackitt !!! dead and gone .... dead and gone ...




enoonmai ..... enoonmai .... your mother winds clocks in Hell ...
feel the blade .... nice shiny blade have we ....



NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think Peregrine THINK !!!!

Something I dreamt last night ... Fenella .... poor mite, where has she gone ????

WAIT !!!

That's IT !!!

The bush by the chicken coop !!!

we digseeesss Dukey we digseeeeeesssss ...

No ! No !!!! Get behind me Baphomet !!!!!

Where is it ? Where is it ???

Gadzooks ! Fenella's !! Thank you Dulcinea ! Thank you !!

Now let's see what we have .....

1 Wotsit ( hmmm .... must be the new spicy tomato flavour ..)
1 half-drunk bottle of Doolittle's Teeny-Smasher (Mango)
Dozens of receipts
Penicillin
Fun-size Toblerone
3 lipsticks
3 individually wrapped plastic monocles ... oh .. they're not monocles at all are they
and 1 ........

HELL'S TEETH !!!! Can it be true ???????

Are we saved ?????