h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

level 1 hobbit warrior. gets himself a bow before going into the dungeons. finds farmer maggot when he walks out the hop. stabs him till he runs then shoots him (in a friendly manner). picks up the big sword he drops. nearly dies when he ID's the sword. what is it? A long sword of slay troll (2d5) (+3,+4). my god im gona absolutly hammer some low level monsters today.

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Hooray!

Not had a *proper* game of 'band in ages, just a couple of five-minute arse-arounds recently. I really must get back to it as Glasscock is poised to level...

Dwarf Warrior : Trogdor

Level 29
Cur Exp 69688
Max Exp 69688
Adv Exp 90000
Gold 31752

Self RB CB EB Best
Str: 18/82 +2 +5 +2 18/172 18/167
INT: 18/36 -3 -2 +1 18
WIS: 13 +2 -2 +0 13
DEX: 18 -2 +2 +2 18/20
CON: 17 +2 +2 +2 18/50
CHR: 15 -3 -1 +0 11

Armor [31,+64]
Fight (+12,+21)
Melee (+21,+32)
Shoot (+33,+17)
Blows 2/turn
Shots 1/turn

a) a Halberd of Westernesse (3d5) (+9,+11) (+2)
It increases your strength, dexterity, and constitution by 2. It slays orcs, trolls, and giants. It grants you immunity to paralysis and the ability to see invisible things.
b) a Light Crossbow of Accuracy (x3) (+21,+17)
c) a Moonstone Ring of Protection [+11]
d) a Tortoise Shell Ring of Damage (+9)
e) a Flint Stone Amulet of Adornment
f) a Brass Lantern (with 6660 turns of light)
It cannot be harmed by fire.
g) Bar Chain Mail of Elvenkind (-2) [18,+9] (+3 to stealth)
It increases your stealth by 3. It provides resistance to acid, lightning, fire, cold, and confusion. It cannot be harmed by the elements.
h) a Cloak of Aman [1,+20] (+1 to stealth)
It increases your stealth by 1. It provides resistance to confusion. It cannot be harmed by the elements.
i) a Small Leather Shield of Resistance [2,+5]
It provides resistance to acid, lightning, fire, and cold. It cannot be harmed by the elements.
j) a Hard Leather Cap of Intelligence [2,+2] (+1)
It increases your intelligence by 1. It sustains your intelligence.
k) a Set of Gauntlets of Free Action [2,+9]
It grants you immunity to paralysis.
l) a Pair of Metal Shod Boots of Stability [6,+6]
It provides resistance to nexus. It makes you fall like a feather.

And the Trogdor attacks in the niiiiiiiiiight!

its "Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

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"a) The Beaked Axe of Hurin (3d6) (+12,+15) (+2)
It increases your strength and constitution by 2. It slays trolls and dragons, and it is especially deadly against demons. It is branded with acid. It provides resistance to acid, fire, and dark. It lights the dungeon around you. It activates for berserk rage (50+d50 turns) every 80+d80 turns. It cannot be harmed by the elements."

There is a word, i belive it is spelled OOOOFT!

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Disaster! Trogdor has died! he got to dlvl 39 and the got thumped by a hell of a lot of Ogres.

Name Trogdor
Sex Male
Race Dwarf
Class Warrior
Title Commando
HP -8/385
Level 31
Cur Exp 163359
MAX Exp 179344
Adv Exp 180000
Gold 119521
Burden 107.2 lbs
Age 8
Height 48
Weight 157
Status 0
Maximize Y
Preserve Y

Self RB CB EB Best
STR: 18/90 +2 +5 +2 18/180
Int: 18/60 -3 -2 +0 18/10
Wis: 14 +2 -2 +0 14
DEX: 18/75 -2 +2 +0 18/75
CON: 17 +2 +2 +2 18/50
CHR: 18/30 -3 -1 +0 17

Armor [32,+51]
Fight (+15,+14)
Melee (+27,+29)
Shoot (+25,+10)
Blows 4/turn
Shots 2/turn
Infra 50 ft

Saving Throw Superb
Stealth Fair
Fighting Legendary
Shooting Legendary
Disarming Excellent
Magic Device Excellent
Perception Poor
Searching Fair


You are the only child of a Dwarven Warrior. You are a credit to the
family. You have dark brown eyes, straight brown hair, a two foot
beard, and a dark complexion.



[Last Messages]

> The Ogre wakes up.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain misses you.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain hits you.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain misses you.
> You hit Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain hits you.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain misses you.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain hits you.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain misses you.
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain hits you.
> You miss Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain.
> You hit Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain.
> It was a superb hit!
> Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain hits you.
> You die.


[Character Equipment]

a) The Beaked Axe of Hurin (3d6) (+12,+15) (+2)
It increases your strength and constitution by 2. It slays trolls and
dragons, and it is especially deadly against demons. It is branded
with acid. It provides resistance to acid, fire, and dark. It lights
the dungeon around you. It activates for berserk rage (50+d50 turns)
every 80+d80 turns. It cannot be harmed by the elements.
b) a Light Crossbow of Extra Shots (x3) (+10,+10) (+1)
It increases your shooting speed by 1.
c) a Moonstone Ring of Protection [+11]
d) a Jet Ring of See Invisible
It grants you the ability to see invisible things.
e) a Flint Stone Amulet of Adornment
f) a Brass Lantern (with 14872 turns of light)
It cannot be harmed by fire.
g) Bar Chain Mail of Elvenkind (-2) [18,+9] (+3 to stealth) {10% off}
It increases your stealth by 3. It provides resistance to acid,
lightning, fire, cold, and confusion. It cannot be harmed by the
elements.
h) The Cloak of Thorongil [1,+10]
It provides resistance to acid and fear. It grants you immunity to
paralysis and the ability to see invisible things. It cannot be harmed
by the elements.
i) a Small Leather Shield of Resistance [2,+8]
It provides resistance to acid, lightning, fire, and cold. It cannot
be harmed by the elements.
j) a Metal Cap [3,+3]
k) a Set of Gauntlets of Free Action [2,+1]
It grants you immunity to paralysis.
l) a Pair of Metal Shod Boots of Stability [6,+6]
It provides resistance to nexus. It makes you fall like a feather.


[Character Inventory]

a) 8 Rations of Food
b) 3 Flasks of oil
c) 2 Red Potions of Healing
d) a Metallic Blue Potion of *Healing*
e) a Dark Red Potion of Restore Strength
f) 2 Shimmering Potions of Restore Dexterity
g) a Black Potion of Restore Constitution
h) 2 Vermilion Potions of Restore Charisma
i) 2 Bronze Rods of Door/Stair Location
j) 28 Bolts of Acid (1d5) (+9,+8)
It is branded with acid. It cannot be harmed by acid.


[Home Inventory]

a) 53 Rations of Food
b) 5 Flasks of oil
c) 26 Scrolls titled "sun vom ipsna" of Word of Recall
d) a Scroll titled "ban comp bu" of Identify {10% off}
e) a Magnesium Rod of Illumination
f) a Zinc Rod of Light
g) a Steel-Plated Rod of Polymorph
h) an Iron Rod of Acid Bolts
i) 2 Molybdenum Rods of Lightning Bolts
j) a Copper Rod of Fire Bolts
k) 11 Bolts of Slay Evil (1d5) (+4,+5)
It slays all evil creatures.


[Options]

Adult: Allow purchase of stats using points : no (adult_point_based)
Adult: Allow specification of minimal stats : no (adult_auto_roller)
Adult: Maximize effect of race/class bonuses : yes (adult_maximize)
Adult: Preserve artifacts when leaving level : yes (adult_preserve)
Adult: Restrict the use of stairs/recall : no (adult_ironman)
Adult: Restrict the use of stores/home : no (adult_no_stores)
Adult: Restrict creation of artifacts : no (adult_no_artifacts)
Adult: Randomize some of the artifacts (beta): no (adult_rand_artifacts)
Adult: Don't stack objects on the floor : no (adult_no_stacking)
Score: Peek into object creation : no (score_peek)
Score: Peek into monster creation : no (score_hear)
Score: Peek into dungeon creation : no (score_room)
Score: Peek into something else : no (score_xtra)
Score: Know complete monster info : no (score_know)
Score: Allow player to avoid death : no (score_live)