A Conversation for Talking Point: Crazy Olympics
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bethal Started conversation Jul 9, 2003
There are a few games I think we could take gold for in the 'alternative' olympics:
the 100 metre pint quaff - athletes quaff as many pints as possible (whilst spilling the least amount possible) whilst moving over a 100m stretch of bar floor towards the finishing line of taxis that are about to pull away without them
the takeaway relay - first team to battle their way through the scrum of other 'customers' to emerge with a pizza, kebab, curry and portion of chips (one dish per team member) wins
the 300m trolley race - sponsored by your local pubside supermarket.
longbarf - longjump with a twist, the furthest spray wins
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 9, 2003
I can't help feeling we've had quite an insight into your lifestyle there, bethal 
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bethal Posted Sep 14, 2003
oh not my lifestyle Amy!
just observations of others going mad that's all
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finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 Posted Oct 20, 2003
Pint Carry
The most pints carried in one trip from bar to table without spillage
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Oct 20, 2003
These could be pre-events to the more formal olympic boxing or wrestling bouts:
Round avoidance - longest length of time not buying a round while still being bought drinks by the other players.
Bill quibbling - managing to eat and drink your way through the evening and then deny that any of the food and drink was actually ordered by you.
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finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 Posted Oct 22, 2003
The testostrone induced P***ing contest
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- 1: bethal (Jul 9, 2003)
- 2: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 9, 2003)
- 3: bethal (Sep 14, 2003)
- 4: finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 (Oct 20, 2003)
- 5: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Oct 20, 2003)
- 6: finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 (Oct 22, 2003)
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