h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wouldn't dream of it, we, as Britain have the highest rate for heart problems than Europe

I was thinking more about the joke about the 2 nuns and the flasher

I'm not insane, co's I'm a kettle and you don't see insane kettles

A man flashes at 2 nuns, 1 had a stroke the other couldn't reach

oknow I know what level

Insane? Pft. I'm outsane.

outsane, is that left of centre or round the back, also if your outsane, you'll need a key to get insane

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as an insane person, I've no idea why I wrote that, so the proof is in the pudding(writing that is)I am insane

Gone out, backsane.

wot about your arms/legs/front etc, aren't they sane

No, they're sane, they just fail to communicate properly.

do you realise something, Monty Python(the team)got payed for being insane, we are natural and get nothing

Yeah, 's sad, really.

yep, but think what a Monty Python mark 2 could do, with us

There was a programme about the best 100 comics and the did a piece about Spike Milligan who had Manic Depression and spent a lot of time in and out of Hospital r:e asylems, they played part of an interview with Harry Secombe who said the Spike wrote his best work when he was in the institution so every so often he an Peter Sellers used to ask him to go back for a few weeks

last time I tried to get in a mental home, they said bog off!, we only take people we can cure

I'm that insane, I wont go out with myself, co's I'll show me up

all the Pythonists, in all the bars, in all the world, thats why their not on here


Sam couldn't play it the first time