h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

I've got a collection of 3000 polo mint holes

and you didn't eat them, they're the best bit

their not fattening either, but I can't eat my collection, plus I've got 23 swaps,co's they're doubles

Ah that's ok then

do you collect daft stuff??

No I don't think I do

you'll have to get a collection of something going, you can't be insane otherwiseno disrespect to collecters of junk

I only collect books, I am to books what Imelda Marcos is to shoes

books on fiction/factlove stories, yuk!

Yeah, that and more, 3 boxes, 4 book shelves and a scattering in lockers, bags and floors

your like my sister and bruv-in-law, small house, two kids hundreds of books

The 4 bookshelves are in my room and 2 of the boxes are in the loft

I've never been a reader as such, Hotspur/Valiant etc as a kid, but could not get into sitting and reading novels etc or factual

Having had to sit on buses and trains for hours and having a very boring job I can't be without my book

I can understand the night shifts

I did 3 Dan Brown books in 4 weeks, my head was spinning after that, I had a Hypoglycemic attack in hospital once, it was during the night I'd been reading a Babylon 5 book before I went to sleep and I came out of the Hypo attack screaming "Don't let the Psycorps get me", in my addled mind I thought the doctors holding me down trying to get Glucose into me, were Psycops trying to get telepathic suppressing drugs into me you need to be a fan of the show to understand what went on but the moral of the tale is never read sci fi before going to bed

I'm with you, I loved watching Babylon 5, G'kar and Londo, were ace (at their part).To brain wash me, they'd have to find it first and I'm still trying

Ivanova was my favourite she had some great one liners

Kosh had a good partI kept expecting people to put money in him, thinking he was a jukebox