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Post 161

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Parraobot looking at the rust on his nails
"Squeeeck! So you are a veterinarian, perhaps you can help me out. Every time I take a seat on the perch my nails get stuck. Do you have a solution for such dilemma? Squueeeeck!"


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Post 162

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Well we could rip out your larynx.smiley - biggrin


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Post 163

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Parrobot oiling his toes
"smiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnote! My La la la larynx, but then I can not talk anymore!

And I can you can we can can of spam spam can can of soda can can can can can can cna can can can can can can cac nacn acn acnacan can cacn an can!!"


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Post 164

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

All in favour of ripping out the parrot’s larynx say aye. smiley - evilgrin


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Post 165

HAIKEEBA!

Can I say arrrrrrrrrrrrr instead? smiley - pirate


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Post 166

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Anything that shuts that parrot up.


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Post 167

[...]

Nobody move,

I'm Inspector Look-Out-There's-A-Man-Behind-You of the Yard.


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Post 168

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

There is nothing to worry about. I am the bishop of East Anglia.


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Post 169

[...]

It's The Bishop!!


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Post 170

dasilva

*walks in wearing his black leather gingham dress, twirling his smiley - handbag around, viciously*


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Post 171

[...]

A gang of one old lady!


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Post 172

dasilva

*sits in the corner, drinking his smiley - ale, waiting for the other Hell's Grannies to turn up...removes smiley - handcuffs from his smiley - handbag*


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Post 173

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Susan Winkle aka Traveller in Time, Susan Winkle aka smiley - tit on top of her little black hat picking on the imitation berries, comes in followed by Susan Winkle aka Nephew Who, also disguised as an old lady, you hardly notice he uses a wheelbarrow to carry her handbags,
Nobody notices Susan Winkle Aka dressed up as an old lady just returning from the bar with some glasses of whiskey on a tray.
They all take a seat on the same table in the corner as the other Hells Granny without saying a word..


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Post 174

dasilva

*grunts an acknowledgement and looks shifty*


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Post 175

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*sprays "Make tea, not love" on a nearby wall*


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Post 176

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Susan Winkle aka bending to the other ladies with a whispering voice
"Shall we hug him to make him confess?"


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Post 177

AK - fancy that!

smiley - yikes


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Post 178

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired


Traveller in Time smiley - tit on his head
"

The Yikes walks to the other end of the bar and orders for a cup of tea

"


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Post 179

AK - fancy that!

smiley - laughsmiley - coolsmiley - yikes


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Post 180

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired


Traveller in Time smiley - rofl on his head
"


The lady behind the bar smiles at him, serving him a cool tea.

The grannies in the corner obviously talking about the yikes. They turn their heads in turn to observe this shocked looking guy.


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