h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time searching for the doormat
"I keep losing sight of this doormat thing, < A2091511 >. Ah, there it is."

I'm here, but I have to go have a shower!!

I'll welcome as soon as i get back, I promise!!!

Traveller in Time holding an umbrella
"Well, I am sorry to hear that, we have showers here the whole day. Has the heat waved goodbye?"

Seems so if shes gone for a shower

Traveller in Time off focus
"It seems more like a monsoon. I thought showers ought to be short?"

Oh, right, yeah. I did come back, but unfortunately I've been busy lurking in a Jedi wedding.

I'm doing it now, as soon as I find out the person who joined, I think it might have been Matthew the Raven, but maybe I'm just thinking of him cause he's joining everything right now...

Traveller in Time on his head
"And they are brittish, so probably asleep. But anyway go ahead 'Matthew' is already (pre)listed on the doormat"

Yes, it is Matthew the Raven...

Welcome to the Society, Matthew!!

Here is your and badge (see Traveller) and please report to the doormat (see Traveller about that too)!!!

Whilst in the society, be sure to check out:

-The Shrubbery Hunt! (yes, I know no one's been there in ages and no one can remember where the shurbbery is, but we'll get over that momentarily)
-The "i didn't expect a Kind of Spanish Inquisition!" game!
-The various parties GodBen runs!
-Whatever everyone happens to be doing at the time (we recently made a movie of it, the footae is under the doormat)
-THe Python quoting (and everything else quoting, just try not to breach too much copyright...)
-Anything else that happens to be lying around!

<--- i'm obsessed with this smiley, don't let it worry you!

...Another thing, which person are you following? Cause I mean, so far you've joined the Jedi, the Assassins and now this, who are you following and using their links?

Bye!!
Cat

HmmHmm im brittish here (although technically im american, but i live in britain which culminates with a messed up accent but HEY)

I'm used to waiting. The service here is disgraceful. Last time I came here for my prescription they gave me some nasty dentures that didn't fit my frog at ALL. This IS the Apothecary is it not?

*cuts the apron strings from Cat and Doc Anthea*

Dear me, I seem to have got some kind of creepy lurking thing going on and I AM joining EVERYTHING at the moment, but I always say, if it looks like fun, it more than likely IS fun.

*feels icky, like some creepy stalker*£ YUK YUK YUK, wash me for I am uncelan. Or atleast pass some breathmints. I have a garlic honk on

So, you're following me and Anthea around, eh?

I swear Space Cadet was doing that one time, too...

Cat

Traveller in Time on his head, a blister of freshmint in his hand
"Please have one, you are nearly unbearable indeed."

greetings!

*puts his hand up to his head to salute a la Space Cadetee stylee and pokes his eye in*

OW.

Boo Hiss that hurt. Now look here, I ain't no Space Monkee and I've found I've an unbearable likeness of being earnest. It was under my shoe. Want some?

Traveller in Time saluting two
while raising his hand his haed turns the other way
"Greeting s s s "

didn't mean to particularly hit you traveler!
it was just a general invitation to

*brings in a hissing python to enter the society*

Oh, do you mean this one?

http://www.stockportexpress.co.uk/news/index/articles/article_id=6507.html

(ah! how dramatic!)

well no actually

*looks with bemusement at fred the python*

but can he join anyway?