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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
*throws various pieces of salad at the desk, which turns towards her viciously*
Quickly, try to get out! I think I got its attention! I---
Uh-oh.
*being chased by a wild desk*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
I cant get out! It's locked me in! 
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
*keeps running away from the desk*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
*decides drastic ation is needed*
*gets his mobile and calls his mother*
Mam, I'll be home late. Bye.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
*decides to stop running like a chicken, and runs like a terrified hamster instead*
GB, try attacking it from the inside! Light a fire, if you have one! Just DO SOMETHING, for crying out loud!
*starts to cry out loud*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
OK then.
*does the river-dance*
It doesn't seem to be working.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
*astonished*
But... it does work! It seems to be calming it down.
Don't stop dancing, GB! I think I can- *comes a bit closer* I think I might be able to- *grabs a large axe* Oh, if it will just stop moving!
*closes eyes, counts to three, and lands the axe on the desk*
GB? Are you still there, GB?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
Wait a minute, I'm coming to the big finale.
*does big finale*
*waits for applause*
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jan 27, 2004
Traveller in Time 
on his head hanging on the ceiling
"Take care, the desk is topping with cream!"
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
Traveller, watch out yourself! The lightbulb doesn't seem to be too happy to see you, or the !!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
*waits for applause*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
Though I couldn't really see you, since you were in the desk.
Speaking of which... where did this desk dissappear to?
Oh...
Um, GB... you might want to turn around. *hands him the axe*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
Sorry, I'm confused. 
Did I get good reviews in the papers?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
GB, forget about the riverdance!!! TAKE THE %^&$% AXE, you're being attacked!!!!!
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jan 27, 2004
Traveller in Time comes down from the ceiling (with the lamp)
"Sorry 'Lampost' you had to stay there according to the script.
Perhaps 'Deus' will write a nice bit about the furniture dance in <./>ThePost</.>. But perhaps we neet table papers to clean things out in this thread."
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
I cannot ignor the reviews! I'm a thespian!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jan 27, 2004
*sigh*
Well, the desk liked it.
Now will you take the axe?!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 27, 2004
Because I'm hungry? 
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